Best Knowledge..
Sab Puchty Rehty Hen K
Jalebi Aur Pakoray Ko English Me Kiya Kehty Hen??
.
“Jalebi” Ko English Me “SYRUP FILLED RING”
Aur
“Pakoray” Ko English me “FRITTERS” Kehte Hen.
Kuch Tum Bhi seekh lo Yaar.
Har Waqt puchty hi Na Raha Kero Sabse
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Me to Bachpan se hi Genius Hun ;-) B-)
( ‘.’)/’
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Ab Batao Beta k Chocolate ko Urdu me kia kehte hen?? 
Doctors After Operation
&
Student After Exam
,
Both Tell The Same Answer..
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.
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Hum Ne To Puri Koshish Ki,
Agay Allah Maalik Hai.. 
Chheenk Se Dar Nahi Lagta Saahab..!
Us Se Pehly Jo Shakal Banaty Ho,
Us Se Dar Lagta Hai..
hahhaha
Ek Din Kaghaz Bola 1000 K Note Se:
"You Are Also Just A Piece Of Paper."
Note Muskura Ker Bola:
Abay Saale Dimagh Ki Dahi Mat Ker..
Me Beshak Kaghaz Ka Tukra Hun
Magar Me Ny
Kabhi Dustbin Ka Munh Nahi Dekha..
Hahahha
Cockroach Choohy Se Darta Hai..
Chooha Billi Se Darta Hai..
Billi Kuttay Se Darti Hai..
Kutta Aadmi Se Darta Hai..
Aadmi Bivi Se Darta Hai..
Aur Bivi,,
Wo Bechari Cockroach Se Darti Hai..
Hamesha "Namak" Ki Tarha
Munfarid Raho..
QK Namak Ki Mojudgi To Mehsus Nahi Hoti
Magar
Is Ki Ghair Mojudgi Tamam
Cheezon Ko Be-Zaiqa Bana Deti Hai..!
Shakespear Said:
"Don't Worry,
Because If U Worry' U Get Wrikles On UR Face..
So Why Don't U Smile And
Get A Dimple On UR Face..
Wish U Lots Of Dimples.
Keep Smiling..
Agar Aap Tanhaai Mehsoos Kerty Hen To
Akele Kamray Me Light Off Ker K Koi
Horror Movie Dekh Len..
Qasam Se Ek Haftay Tak Aapko Tanhaai
Mehsoos Nahi Hogi. Her Dam Aisa Lagy Ga
Jese Koi Aapke Sath Sath Hai..
Hahhaha
Millions Of People Write Love Letters..
But Everyone Send There 1st Love Letter Mostly To Me..
Just Imagine How Lucky I Am..!
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Great Words Said by:
.
"..DUST BIN.."
Hahahahaha
Her Baat Ka Jawab Ek Achi Muskurahat Se Do..
Q K Ab Aap Her Ek Ko Goli To Nahi Maar Sakty..
Pe-peep Peeep
Pe-peep
Peep peep Pe’peep
Ghng ghngg
P-peep
Pe’peep
Pe peep
Saamny Se Hat Jaaao..
post aa rhi Hai..
Waqt Sikha deta hai Insaan ko
Jeeny ka Hunar,,,
Dost
Phir kiya Naseeb,
Kiya Muqaddar,
Aur kiya Haath ki Lakeeren...!!
Muskurana Seekhna Parta Hai,,
Rona To Log Sikha Hi Dety Hen..!
Har chamakti hui cheez
SONAA Nahi Hota,
-
-
-
Har CHEENK ka Matlab
CORONA nahi Hota_!
Wo Ker Nahi Raha Tha Meri Baat Ka Yaqeen,,
Phir Yun Hua K Thappar Lagana Para Mujhy..
Yahan Bikta Hai Sab Kuch,
Zara Sambhal Kr Rehna,,
Log Hawaon Ko Bhi Bech Dety Hen,
"LAYS" Me Daal Ker..
"Din to sab k Aaty hein #
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-#v
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" ._. " Hamara to "ZAMAANA"
Aay Ga,
#In-sha-Allah#
Kharidny Ko To Main
Puri "DUNIYA"
Khareed LuN
,,
Par Kya KruN,,
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Mere Pas Paisy Hi Nahin,,,
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“Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.”
– John F. Kennedy
“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is reading my post
.”
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