MujK0 Malom Nhi Husun Ki “Tareef Mgr
Haqiqat Me Haseen Sirf “Whi he”Jis Ne yeh post ki hy
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.uff Ammi meri nazar utaren
Jab Itebar Kisi Se Uth Jaye Phir Agla Banda Qasam Khaye Ya Zehar Farq Nahi Parta
Bahut Dar Lagta Hai Mujhe Un Logo Se Jo Baaton Mein Mithas Aur Dil Mein Zehar Rakhte Hain
FAQEER: ALLAH K Naam Per Kuch De Do.
Ghar Se Larki Boli: Kuch Nahi Hai Mauf Kero..
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FAQEER: Apna Number Hi De Do,
Baba Dua Bhi Keryga Aur Msg Bhi.. 
Ek Hiran Bhaag Raha Tha..
Hathi: Bhai Kahan Ja Rahy Ho??
Hiran: Police Gaaye Ko Pakarny Aa Rahi Hai.
Hathi: Magar Tum To Hiran Ho.
Hiran: Bhai Ye Pakistan Hai,
Yahan Ye Sabit Kerny Me
Hi Das Pandra Saal Lag Jayengy K Me Gaaye Nahi Hiran Hun..
Bas Phir Us K Baad Hathi Aagy Bhaag Raha Tha Aur Hiran Us K Pichy..
* Nasihat Kisy Karen Sahib,
Yahan To Her Shakhs Kehta Hai "Mennu Pata Hai"..
Qismat Me Agar Thappar Khana Hi Likha Ho To
Banda Jungi Tayyaron Pe Aa Ker Bhi
Kha Leta Hai..
From: Pakistan
To: Bharti Pilot Abhinandan
Wo Konsa Kaam Hai Jo Ainak(Goggles) K Baghair Nahi Ho Sakta.??
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Socho......!
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Aur Socho....!
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Chalo Me Hi Bata Deti Hun...!
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Ainak Bechnay Ka Karobar.. 
Hahaha....
Ek Aadmi Car Dho Raha Tha..
Paas Se Guzarty Ek Dost Ny Pucha:
Kiya Car Dho Rahy Ho??
Admi Ghusse Se: Nahi Pani De Raha Hun,
Shayad Bari Ho Ker Bas Ban Jaye..
Ullu Ek Aisa Lafz Hai
Jisy Bolny Per Munh Bhi
Ullu Jesa Ban Jata Hai..
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MaShaAllah Aap Ny Bohat Jaldi Bol Ker Dekh Liya..
Duniya Ka Mushkil Tareen Kaam..!
* Chunti Ko Lipstick Lagana..
* Insan 3 Cheezen Kabhi Nahi Chupa Sakta,
Mohabbat, Khansi Aur Papar Khany Ki Aawaz..
* Wo Poochna Ye Tha K Agar Nikah K Waqt Gawah Na Milen To
Kiya Watan Ki Mitti Gawah Ho Sakti Hai?
* Mohabbat Ho Jaye To Sadqa Dena Shuru Ker Den,
Mohabbat Hogi To Mil Jayegi, Bala Hui To Tal Jayegi.
Kbi Kisi Ka Dil Na Torro,
Q k
Wo Sb K Pas Ek Hi Hota Ha,
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Haddiyan Torro
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Q k
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Wo 206 Hoti Hyn
2,4 toot b jain to
Kaam chal jata hai
Apna MOBILE Aur DIL
Itna Saaf Rakho K
Agar Kisi Ko Do To
Koi Sharmindgi Na Ho..
(from beautiful girl Philosopher)
Mujhy WAFA Ki Zarurat Nahi Yaaro..
Mere Liye WIFI Hi Kafi Hai..
Milawat Ka Dour Hai Sahib,,
Haan Me Haan Mila Liya Kro..!
Ambulance Ho Ya Barat Ho, Dono KO Hi Jaldi Rasta De Dena Chahiye Q K Dono Hi Zindgi Ki Jung Ladny Ja Rahy Hoty Hen..
Ye Waqt Ki Nazakat Hai Aur
Naye Daur Ki Majburi Hai K,,
Larkon Ko Parathay Aur
Larkiyon Ko Karatay Sikhana Bohat Zaruri Hai..
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