Me talking to my relatives
on call:
ji ji, han han han, acha acha,
nahi nahi, hahahaha, ohh ji ji,
lijiye ami se baat kijiye..
Zinda hoon to message kar ke baat kar liya karo, agar marne ke bad mene baat ki to taweez dhondate phiro ge 🙂
I see u reading this with dry lips...don't lick it now
I really don't feel safe when someone's holding my phone.
I keep staring
زندگی کی اتنی واٹ لگی ہوئی ہے کہ اب کوئی کتا بھی بھونکے تو لگتا ہے نصیحت کر رہا ہے 🙄🙂
Maine prhi hain' ashiqon' ki jzar kitaben'..
In Mai kahin' nhi likha Fr sadda wiah ho gya...
😑😒
I opened my book...
Book be like: ohoo brre log aen'h hain'..
Dost: yar gaaliyan na diya kr is sy shaitan khush hota h
Me: shaitan ki bhi maa ka bhrosa
Shaitan: dekh karwy tameez seekh
𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗹𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿
𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗿
𝗝𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗹𝘆,
𝗼𝗵 𝗚𝗼𝗱 𝗜 𝘄𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗱𝗶𝗲
𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗹𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲,
𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗳*𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲.
PARESHANIYON mei torhi si ZINDAGI baqi hai.
🙂
Someone just told me 'loyal women stay home' Nah, loyal women stay loyal no matter where they go.❤️🔥
People see me sad and automatically think relationship issues.
Naah...I need money
She says “ur mine” instead of “im urs” cuz she belongs to multiple guys...
Mujh se koi Baat na kre...Maine phone game khelne k liye hi khreeda hai
