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Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
AB koi INsan shoq se tu bura ya ganda banta ni hay isliye agar guess laganey bhi hoty hein bura samjahna hi hota hai tu samjho a kr gayan deney ki zarort ni hay ap logon ko
aven yar pata ni log yahan samajhte kia hain khud ko out of no where se a kr chuss baten start i know i am a bad guy lkn bhii ksi se le kr thori na khaty hein jo dil mein ayega karen ge ab raat ko is time koi kahega ky sb so gaye tu banda kia jawab day ..ham jaise burey logon ne a kr tu presence show karvani hai
What does a hot dog use for protection? Condoments.
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Two sperm are swimming around inside a lass. One says, "Are we at the egg yet?" The other replies, "Nah mate, we've only just passed the tonsils..."
A lady goes to the doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out of her knickers. The doctor says, Oh, this is a strange one. The lady says, And that's just the tip of the iceberg."
Hey, says the bartender, looking hard at the first man, you can be a real bastard when you’re drunk, Superman.
Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
To get better buns!
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
A roman walks into a cafe holds up 2 fingers and gets 5 coffees.
Have you heard the joke about yoga. Nevermind its a bit of a stretch.
Let's play carpenter! First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
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