Sirf Motapa
Paisa Aayega' Chala Jayega..
Khushyan Aayengi, Chali Jayengi..
Sirf Motapa Hi Sacha Dost Hai,,
Jo Aa Ker Kabhi Nahi Jata.. 
Ghar Me Sukoon Rakhny Ka Wazeefa..
"Tum Bohat Khubsoorat Lag Rahi Ho,
Kaam bhi Bohat Kerti Ho,
Aur Tumhary Maikay Waly Kitnay Achay Hen.."
Is Wazeefy Ko Rozana Apni Bivi K
Samny 3 se 4 Martaba Parhny Se Ghar Me
Sukoon Qaim Rehta Hai. Yaqeen Na Ho To Azma Ker Dekh Len..
Doctor: Raat Ko Tension K Sath Hergizz Na Soyen.
Mareez: To Janab Usko Maikay Bhi To Nahi Bhej Sakty..
Hhahaha
good evening all
all
mene public mehfil creat karli
Kitna Suroor Rat Ki Tanhaiyo Me
Tha, Chup Tha Chand Jaise
Ruswaiyo Me Tha, Log So Rahe
The Bekhabar Sab, Magar Ye Dil
Apki Yado Ki Gehraiyo Me Tha.
Hitler said funny but true fact of love:
Boys and girls get into LOVE because of misunderstanding.!!
and break up when they understand each other.
ہم کو ہماری نیند بھی واپس نہیں ملی
لوگوں کو ان کے خواب جگا کر دیئے گئے..
Roz tera Intezar hota hai..
Roz ye Dil beqarar hota hai
Kash....!!
Tm samjh jao k
Chup rhny walo ko bhi kisi sy By-had pyar hota hai
Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.
Tiger could not make out & asked,
“What was that?”
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food…my dear friend
Next generation LKG poem
chatting chatting
yes papa
girlfriend setting
no papa
telling lies
no papa
open your whatsapp
hahaha,
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
Laughing is the best the medicine.
But,
if you are laughing without a reason,
you need medicine
Jin: Kiy hukam hai mere aaka?
Student: Mere taraf se perhye tum ker lo
Jin: Aaka.. Hukum karo bakwas nai 
Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi
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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …
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Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-)
good evening
Usne kaha Pyar ek dard hai..
Humne kaha dard qabul hai..
Usne kaha dard ke saath ji na paoge..
Humne kaha teri Pyar ke saath marna qabul hai.
Unke hontho pe mera naam jab aya hoga..
Khudko ruswayi se phir kaise bachaya hoga..
Sunke fasana auro se merii barbadi ka..
Kya unko apna sitam na yaad aya hoga.😛😛
Chor to sakta hu,
Magar
Chor nahi pate use,
Wo shaks meri bigri huyi,
Aadat ki trha hai.
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