I've got a joke about high court but i couldn't remember the sentence...
Urdu is fit and smart because it has a gym *ج*
A bar in Cairo was opened and all sorts of legal and illegal bussiness was done there,well what do you expect its Cairobar
What did one pen said to another pen?
You're ink-redible !
Me: Abbu konsi gaari aa rahi hai?
Abbu: Ariana Grande