Dua Bhi Lage Na Mujhe Dawa Bhi Lage Na Mujhe Jab Se Dil Ko Mere Tu Laga Hain Neend Raaton Ki Meri Chahat Baaton Ki Meri Chain Ko Bhi Mere Tumne Yun Thaga Hain Jab Saanse Bharu Main Band Aankhein Karun Main Nazar Tu Yaar Aaya Dil Ko Karaar Aaya Tujhpe Hai Pyaar Aaya Pehli Pehli Baar Aaya
Ek Larki Sarak par Akeli Jaa rahi thi, Pichhe se ek Larky ny Pucha: "Ghar tak Lift chahiye kiya?" Larki: Bhag jaa Kaminy, 2 Din se Lift le rahi hun, Abhi tak Ghar nahi Pohnchi...:-p
Ladka Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Ladki Ke 5 Jawab Ho Sakte Hen.. 1. No 2. Yes 3. Me Apko Sirf Dost Samjhti Hun. 4. I M Engaged 5. I Love Someone Else.. . Aur Agar Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Propose Kare To Ladke Ke 5 Jawab Ye Ho Sakte Hen.. 1. Haan 2. Yes 3. Ok 4. Alright 5. Me Too.. . Moral: Ladko Ka Dil, Dil Nahi Samandar Hota Hai.
Girl On Chat: Me Aapko Like Kerti Hun. Boy: Magar Me To Comment Bhi Kerta Hun. Girl: Kaminy Tu Single Hi Mary Ga. Boy: To Tu Kon Sa Family K Sath Mary Gi
Hum Student nà hotày to rutbày main kuch 0r h0tay Kisi kh0bsorat làrki kày sh0har e nàmdar 0r ch0tay ch0tay bàchun k àba h0tay Bày nàmi ki zindàgi guzàr rahàin hain hm subhà sham student nà hotày to jejàh e nàmdar hotày dukh hmàra yhi t0 he k0i suntà nàhin hmàri barày bzurg kehtày hain pàrh lo zindàgi sànwar jàe gi tmhàri
Engineer: Kitna mushkil hai teacher se pyar karna Friend: Kyon ??? . . . Engineer: 15 page ka love letter bheja tha . . . Pagli ne assignment samajh ke sign kar k wapis kar diya