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I am at that stage of life jaha sone k liye bhi concentrate karna parta hai

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Blocking people is not enough. I need to talk to their parents in detail about what they did.

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Pasandida aurat ko kabi aurat keh kr dekho, muh tor degi wo tmhara 😂

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deserve to mein bht kuch karta hun par milta ghanta kuch nahi ha

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Aadhi zindagi to
"Good Things Take Time"
ke intezaar mein guzar gayi

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Neeche wale portion mien 30 degrees or upar wale portion mien 50 degrees chal raha hai

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Shadi ke bad muhabbat ho ya na ho
Lekin Kaka ya kaki zuroor ho jaati hai

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Ghr sy bahr niklty hi Sahara Desert mein aa jata hun

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Mein aisa shohar banunga ke
Ager sabzi mein namak zyada parr jaye To bolunga janu namak theak hai mein sabzi he kam laya tha

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adulting is basically kharche pe kharche, kharche pe aur kharche, kharche pe kafi zyada kharche.

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maturity apni jagah aur mein apni jagah.

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گرمی تو مذاق مذاق میں سیریس ہی ہوگئی ہے

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aalass aur akelepan main jeenay ki aadat hogayi hai

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Told my boss that my cousin died and now he wants to attend his funeral. Laaash kahan se lau ab?

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Me at 18: Apna time ayega
Me at 25: Apna time ayega
Me at 35: Apna time ayega
Me at 45: Apna time ayega
(One day)
people: inka time aagya hai Janaza utha lo

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Wo tmhen chand taroon ka keh kar gumraah karega Tum iPhone ki zid karna.

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"Hath usi ka pakro Jo tumhy kabhi na chorey"
"Example: Bijli ki taar",

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Someone said, "haasil ki beqadari or lahaasil ki khuwahish insaan ko moat tak le jaati hai" and i can't stop thinking about it.

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Someone said, "haasil ki beqadari or lahaasil ki khuwahish insaan ko moat tak le jaati hai" and i can't stop thinking about it.

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She said she wanted a man that could take her breath away. So I farted. Now she won't speak to me.