some people are like appendix having a gut feeling
you should take them out x_x
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
Are you drowning? Because I'm feeling the urge to give you CPR 🥂
just f-you-cked all those bl**dy emotions which create hurdles for your goals.
`•roster• x_x
vah hath kante fir bhi Ham khila rahe
doodh asteen ky sanmp ko pila rahe 💀
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me(:
LSHIPMS!! our 23rd chromosome are Soo friendly x:
Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can't stop looking into your eyes xD
You raise my dopamine levels(:
Let's exchange genetic information! 🥂
trap
trap pro max
lmao! Tum open minded hu that's why I liked you
with out any fry food how do I believe that today is Fry-day ❗
Dude!You must be my coronary artery
'cause you’re wrapped around my heart |:
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you(:
being a single I brought king size bed to my room .
bruh now it hurts more 😂
What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
What’s the difference between hungry and h*rny?
Where you stick the cucumber xD
Want to hear a joke about my boneless steak?
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Nevermind. It’s too long.
What’s long and hard and full of seamen?
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A submarine xD
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