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congrats I've crush on you, 'cause you look like my next GF xD.

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would you like to be my GF?
'cause I want to experience a breakup xD

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I've a rectal thermometer 🌡️
leme check your temperature.
bl(,)(,)dy medic💉

roasting-chamber
 

laiba' would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I've been touched by snake? 😑🍷🍾

roasting-chamber
 

me to laiba:
"I don't need you any more 'cause I adopt a real snake "
😑

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I must be hunting treasure because I'm digging your ch(br)est 👓

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🥒let's make a deal before using sensodyne rapid action 😂
🍑what?
🥒I'll give you a kiss and !f you don't like it, you can return it.
manjor hae? 👓🍷🍾

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she recommends me "one kiss"
but I'm confused what can I do.
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'cause I'm not understand it's lyrics.. ji Bhai song ki BAAT kr raha 🙄

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🥒There's something wrong with my bed.
🍑What?
🥒You're not in it -_-

Lmao! Reflex action
r  : Lmao! Reflex action - 
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r  : LSHIPMS!! a real hot dog - 
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Aside from being hot, what do you do for a living?

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I think my ex is crazy 'cause my body temperature is 98°F and she still called me cool -_-

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I am suffering from myocardial infraction,,, can I have your heart -_-

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I'm hungry. Can you give me directions to your stomach xD.

roasting-chamber
 

Why did the woman break up with the biologist?
He was too cell-fish -_-

Turkish Celebs image
r  : IDK who the h*ll she is , but she looks like my crush I've meet before a - 
No coincidence bruh 🍷🍾
r  : No coincidence bruh 🍷🍾 - 
Memes & Satire image
r  : Innocent era -_- Where I was made a fool xD - 
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r  : Cringe 😅 -