your tongue in my thermometer let it put in between my tooth and measure my temperature. xD!
you're soo weak that's why I'll recommend you vitamin ME. xD! with banana dense shake.
according to me "life" is;
L:live
I:in
F:freedom
E:environment
just f''k the restrictions and enjoy your extension.
You get my heart racing like an
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epinephrine drip.
نیم کا پتہ کڑوا ہے
عامر لیاقت بھڑوا ہے
تیسری وکٹ بھی گر گئی۔
some people are like appendix!
you should throw it out for relief.
Wanna go study your anatomy?
say yes if you're agree.
Me as a doc to her;
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today. xD!
Doctor, I’m hearing a ringing sound?
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.
Then answer the phone. xD!
she is a dragon and I don't want to burnt my lips.
What's long and hard and full of semen?
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A submarine. xD!
Islam gave the permission of 4 marriages
bruh! I think carbon is the most religious atom.
I think Nobel gasses are the gay elements of the periodic table. xD!
what you say?
صبح گندگی کے ڈھیر پر پڑے رہنے والے کتے اکثر رات میں راہ گیر پر بھونکتے رہتے ہیں۔
بڑی معذرت کے ساتھ آج میں نے ان کتوں کو دمادم پر بھی دیکھ لیا جو لڑکی کی پوسٹ دیکھتے ہی بھونکنا شروع کر دیتے ہیں۔
🙂🕊️🌱♥️
Why is diarrhea hereditary?
It runs in your genes. xD!
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
lol!happy raining vibes.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
"I want you inside me." xD!
ashiq before: ab ki Ham bichhade per shayad khwabon mein mile.
ashiq now 2022: ab ki Ham bichhade per shayad do bacchon ke sath mile. xD!
sometime in public, people ask me why you're smiling?
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I just smile again and move on.
but they don't know that I've some sweet memories that makes me smile.
so post karny ka matlb ye hai k har insan k pass achi bori memories zaror huti hai liken apny koshesh Karna hai k achy ko yad karty waqt priority dy taky apko duk na hu ...
chinup!
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