a naked women robbed a bank, nobody could remember her face.
what do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?
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a liar. xD!
LSHIPMS!!
when I said I have AIDS .
idk but she suddenly shocked.
How do baseball players stay cool?
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They sit next to their fans. xD!
her: bus karo Koi dekh Lega
me: kuchh Nahin hota Tum bas
waha se hath hatao aur sidhi
raho.
her: nahin ab bus
me: please Thoda aur Karne do,
agar Nahin dekhaya to Main
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fail ho jaunga.
yeah bruh it's examination hall. xD!
What is 'big' in Ladies 'small' girls and 'not' there in babies?
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the letter L. xD!
during chicken dinner:
she loves leg piece
and me love Brest piece. xD!
what's become hard with shaking?
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Pepsi bottle. xD!
others: missing someone
me: dreaming some one
be my tree I want to give you water everyday and night♪ツ
today I was feel so weird during breakfast. it's a kinda prank with stomach. xD!
stomach on eid day to me,
"itna meherban kyon ho rahe ho".
کہاں کی عید، کیسی عید، کیا عید ؟ یہ کیا گڑبڑ مچائی جا رہی ہے ؟
جون ایلیا ء🔥
I'm not hot neither cool,
inshort I'm not inverter. xD!
IDK but you're the reason of my abnormal QRS in ECG .
she said,
"your are the reason of my dopamine secretion" xD!
40C°
bruh! today is too hot as like sunny Leone xD!
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