A hypertensive moment when waiter asked you
" sir, would you like cheese on pizza"
Me: it's okay bro order breads with green tea. xD!
Hey Siri; how long I'll be single?
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Siri: Until you buy a new civic. xD!
Why are bananas curved?
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To fit into the skin, which is curved. xD!
I'm so poor,
I can't even pay attention. xD!
welcome to my country where parents remove their glasses just to hear exactly what we're saying. xD!
come in my heart as the rays of morning sun in my room.
it's your nature feel it;
just go on terrace
watch the rising of the Sun behind the trees,
hear the melodious vocals of the birds
and feel the pleasure scent donation of the flowers in the breeze.
honestly I myself on bed right now.. just Bhar k scene feel kr raha hu , Socha aap logon ke sath share karo.
a calm boyfriend and a dramatic girlfriend go so well together. xD!
Lis go..
bruh! stay single and flirt with everyone. xD!
M@y you not here, but
I think feelings is that silent communication of heart which doesn't need words for it's expression, but if you've a good Decoder.
•Ro@ster•
Elon musk wants to buy damadam instead of Twitter. xD!
The 3 unwritten rules of relationship:
1.
2.
3.
I have two very nice lamps in my room,
we have an on-and-off relationship.
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