What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
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I lava you. xD!
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
You're like a dictionary… you add meaning to my life.
oh no, I just ended a five year relationship ..
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but that's not mine xD!
If Pakistan Army has a million fans, I am one of them. If it has ten fans, I am one of them. If it has only one fan, that is me. If Pakistan Army has no fan, that means I am no longer alive. If the world is against Pakistan Army, I am against the world. This is what when you face black Vigo.
Are you a banana?
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Because I find you a peeling. xD!
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart, But it's your bad luck I'm not. xD!
even two glucose bind and make disaccharide.
but still I've no compliment.
"Be sincere with one rather than 150"
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single me* but where is the ONE for my sincerity. xD!
What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
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Your shadow. xD!
In what glasses shouldn’t you pour apple juice?
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The already full ones. xD!
When does a man really like being alone?
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When he becomes an heir.
When can a man walk on water?
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When the water gets really cold. xD!
kuchh mausam mein Ham Sath Nahin hote lekin ek dusre ko mahsus kar sakte hai.
pleasant weather triggers good vibes.
What question can never be answered with a yes?
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Are you asleep? (or Are you dead?) xD!
How many months in the year have 28 days?
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All of them. xD!
Why do people build new houses?
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Because it’s impossible to build old houses. xD!
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