She is mentally unstable , that's why I always say yes yes you're right. xD!
Guess my name from your last post?
Hey honey I'm obese nah?
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No, actually your clothes become small.
Rule No. 1: girls are backbiter.
Rule No. 2: If a girls are not backbiter, Rule No.1 applies. xD!
Why most of love stories are unsuccessful?
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Becx they fall in love.
If money doesn't grows on trees then why bank has many branches?
“Siri, why am I still single?!”
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Siri activates front camera. xD!
My ex text me that her new bf is gay.
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I replied sorry that's not my fault. xD!
I Need a Nickname Call me the last thing you bought today for aftari.
Be honest bro.
I think my family is racist...
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When I brought my black girlfriend home to meet them, my wife and daughter wouldn't even talk to her!
Less than 20% charge what mobile says to the charging cable?
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I'm discharge plz don't move.
I'm single please disturb meeeeee by
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Food.
During AFTARI what stomach says to the food?
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Bismillah wa'Alla barakatillah.
Before an hour of aftari what stomach says to you?
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Have mercy on me.
تجھے دیکھتا ہی رہ جاؤ گا پر کہا نہ سکو گا اے پکوڑے
مجھے معاف کرنا یہ مہینہ ہے تیری میری جدائی کا
Bolo Yar kitna tym Reh gaya?
فریج میں پڑے رہنے کے ہم نہیں قائل
جب بندہ کہا ہی نہ لے تو پھر خوراک کیا ہے۔
_Ramadan vibes_
We aren't same bruh!
Tumy Pyar ki Pari hai.
Muje khwarak ki Pari hai.
Now a days I'm in relationship with
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Fridge door, Open/close. xD!
Loif aisi ban gayee hai k Banda Cha kr be Kuch nahi kah sakta.
Bruh! Eid kab hai?
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