iQ!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date. xD!
hey siri why I'm single?
Siri: turn on front camera. xD!
her: what starts with F and ends with K?
me: see you after Ramadan.
You're all so close to me, that's why in this Ramadan I decided to give you Lunch party. xD!
Don't block her, just seen her text and ignore.This will give you
"tarpa tarpa kr marny wali feelings". xD!
What is common before and after Aftari?
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بیہوشی
I wish I eat as much as I buy for aftari. xD!
Alhumdulilah finally free from tension.
I mean exam.
no one I say no one is stay with me for more than a week
cox I'm not blend able.
What does a baby and supermarket meat have in common?
They both get repackaged when they start to smell funny.
>too nasty.
There are only two instances when people hate the alarm clock:
1) When it rings;
2) When it doesn’t ring.
Dentist: “Oh Lord, I’ve never seen such a huge cavity - cavity.”
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Patient: “Yeah, you don’t have to say it twice.”
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Dentist: “I didn’t. It was an echo.” xD!
LSHIPMS!!
I met a microbiologist the other day.
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He was much bigger than I expected.
Oh! no, I'm instantly pregnant by
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food. xD!
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