what you say to your phone in Karachi?
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LSHIPMS!!! gaya tata bye bye.
In a Muslim country What does a shark says to the swimmers
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Yammy! Bismillah wa'Alla barakatillah.
That awkward moment when you have eye contact while eating a banana. xD!
today is the day to propose. if they say yes , great.
if they say no,just say , April fools. xD!
lemme propose you?
The shortest horror story: Monday.
LSHIPMS!!! I love kissing but I'm afraid of diseases.
while posting..
Le DMD* f'ck me after 2min.
If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles.
I’ll be there to catch you whenever you fall.
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Love, the floor.
My middle finger salutes you!
for those who knock 1o1.
How stupid are you?
a) very
b) A
c) B
my mood is currently swinging between mobile and paper preparation...
abi , abi bas abi oh it's too late ok bas Kal sy .
I never do the same mistake twice.
I do it six or seven times, just to be sure.
I’m on a strict seafood diet.
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I see food, I eat it. xD!
My relationship is like an iPad.
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I don't have an iPad.
saying "chrail" is classical chona in Pakistan.
Are you unhappy? Are you alone? Fear not, the light is always on for you in the fridge. xD!
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