What color is the wind?
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Blew.
The amount of time my phone spends plugged in.......
.........you may as well call it a landline.
Wo konsa mahena hai Jis Mai apko bandh leya jata hai?
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Ramdan.
how to change men to women?
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just add WO before .
How many men were born in 2017?
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None. Only babies were born. xD!
what you get after muhabbat?
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me* pre marriage experience. xD!
Boobs
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The ultimate proof men can focus on two things at once.
How did the dentist suddenly become a brain surgeon?
A slip of the hand.
Question: you have an extra-large nose, three eyes and thirty teeth. What you are?
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Answer: Ugly
According to history the difference between 2001 and 1980 Is the same as 1980 and 1959.
Have a good night.
If a guy sets his hair after seeing you, he likes you.
Why isn't dark spelled with a C?
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Because you can't C in the dark. xD!
believe me she just forgot the first love when she gets satisfied with 2nd .
blo'dy@ss
Why is diarrhea hereditary? It runs in your genes! xD!
They say that during s'x you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. LSHIPMS!!! Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
My ex had an accident. I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for her.
Finally she’ll experience what rejection is really like.
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