A box of condoms, please.
That’ll be 3,99. Do you want a bag with it?
Nah I’m OK. She’s actually quite pretty. xD!
Doctor: “Do you do sports?”
patient: “Does sex count?”
Doctor: “Yes.”
Patient: “Then no.”
My grandpa came back from the war with one leg.
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We still don’t know whose leg it is. xD!
On a train:
“Madam, could you please tell your son to stop imitating me, it’s very annoying!”
“I’m so sorry… Harry! Stop acting stupid!”
Fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
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Just switch off the lights.
Lemme nibba for a while:
Janu tumhary pechy mery gowrdy fail huny ja rahy.
Now it's your turn...
How do you identify the gender of an ant?
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(1) Place it in water.(2) If it sinks: girl ant(3) If it floats...
LSHIPMS!!!
She after filter
Shared a pic with a caption,
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"beauty needs no ornaments"
I can't give you my whole heart.
Justice is what when one chamber for Alina, 2ñd for Ayesha, 3rd for mahnOor and 4th one for Laiba.
I went fishing for the first time. I learnt that fish can breakdance. Only for 1-2 minutes, but still.
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