Officer: I’m arresting yoh for illegally downloading the entire wikipedia
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Man: Wait I can explain everything!
After two months of her marriage my ex text me:
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Baby I badly missing your beard.
If you're smoking babe
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Welcome in my heart.
Men only want one thing and it is disgusting
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Then maybe you should wash it
Spending two hours with my gf she ask me pagal tissue lyloo
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Yes she invited me on lunch.
What did the penis say to the condom?
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"Cover me, I'm going in." xD!
MF selling cigarette with a message
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Smoking kills
A vacuum cleaner salesman came to my door, poured a bag of dog shit on my carpet and said, "Sir, if this vacuum can't clean it completely, I'll eat whatever's left."
Lmao!! I said, "kindly Start eating'cause they cut off the electricity this morning."
Having too much s*x can cause memory loss.
I was read it on page 14 in a medical journal on the 14th November 2019 at 3.19pm
I want your love same as before and after pizza order.
Smiling while using mobile in public is the biggest problem. xD!
Humanity is what ; when you kissed me whenever I get bored.
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Honestly I'm bore now...
Don't worry if you're lazy
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I'm crazy.
Don't called me baby now imma
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6c boy.
Imagine One day you and me will be
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eX of each other.
One Day I'll dedicated this song to my crush ツ
I love you
But I don't really show you
I'd call you
But only if you want me too
Oh don't you let it stop
Oh I won't let it happen baby
I will never stop
But only if you listen to me
Come inside of my heart if you're looking for answers
Look at the stars go a little bit faster.
✨تم حسین ھو ツ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
💫اور میں حسن پرست
Finally in a relationship with
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whoever read this, I love you baby.
Those who called gold leaf, Gul deep. kindly block me.
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