Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?
Just stand in the middle of the road for a while.
Fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
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Just switch off the lights.
I can't sleep with her anymore
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she farts at Mid night.
She is not comfortable with me,
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It's okay Bruh! I'm not her rest room.
I can't define the intensity of her love at McDonalds. xD!
Haters not exist forever...
But love are..
Pakistani men demand more warmly for WhatsApp number then their rights.
No one , but a girl feel their pain while removing their own moustaches.
LSHIPMS!!! Chalta hai my EX is also moustaches wali.
Last year at Murree before sun rises I was made snow Man and snow woman, but after sun rise no one differentiate , did you know why???
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Because the snow balls was melted. LSHMAFOoooo!!
What's the difference between snow man and snow woman?
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Snow banana. xD!
جب بھی آیا سنانے پر ، اسے دل کا حال
بس حال یہ ہے کہ کانپیں ٹانگ رہی ہیں
پیار روح سے ہے پھر کیوں جسم تڑپ رہا ہے
جب بھی قریب آؤ تو کانپیں ٹانگ رہی ہیں
تو کنجوس نہیں تو بھی کمنٹ کر سکتا ہے
پر بھائی کا لیول ایسا ہے کہ تیری کانپیں ٹانگ رہی ہیں
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