“Siri, why am I still single?!”
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Siri activates front camera.
Why do women live on average two years longer?
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Because the time they spend parking doesn’t count.
Sleep with an open window tonight!
1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this.
One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event.
When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day.
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Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home.
Now a days YouTubers!
How to charge mobile 100% in 5mint.
WTF.
When she ki*$d me , believe me I just forget all pain.
Unfortunately now I'm again in pain . xD!
Why I'm felt that afsha perfume looks like pee.
Why you're supporting awrat march?
Reason?
Yea I'm pretty sure you're still baby.
Nothing but cold water stop me . xD!
For dirty a's they discover bodyspray.
Is there anyone? xD!
On breaup occasion mahnOor : I can't live with out you.
After 3years, now mahnOor live with 3 children.
My EX told me she was going to London and asked if I wanted a gift.
I replied: I would like a British girl.She returned a month later and I asked her where my gift was.She told me to wait nine months.
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in
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Hello
I was involved in a one night stand that went horribly wrong.
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We’ve been married three years now.
Men only want one thing and it is disgusting
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Then maybe you should wash it.
LSHMAFOoooo!!
My wife complains to me about constantly being s3xually harassed at work
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I told her she can stop working from home and go back to the office. xD!
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