his: why so beautiful?
her: filter.
his: marry me for being so honest.
cousin marriage!
late night wife to husband:
"Bhai aram se" 😑
My ex still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving xD
nothing is h*rny then my shower
'cause whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on -_-
🍑: darling say something dirty to me
🥒: “Kitchen, bathroom, living room.”
she: Bhai shorts chaheya
seller Altaf: beta Kya Naam hai apka ?
she : ji haya Naam hai
seller Altaf: ja beta aagy Haji Nawaz k shop sy Haya k kapre khareed lo.
aajkal log Kitne majbur hai yaar har time maarte rahte hain
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apne jameer ko xD
karobar ke liye experience chahie
experience ke liye karobar chahie
isliye Main jobless ho -_-
taleem ke liye paise chahie paison ke liye talim chahie
esleya Mai bas sota rehta ho -_-
ywar ye "🔪" cheez Kyo send krty ho -_-
Qasaii hu Kya!
ya fr Qasaii ki beti ho!
ya fr Qasaii ki bewi ho!
ya fr Qasaii ki baji ho!
what's your gender?
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mine: OLO
I'm not legend but finally I completed ..
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36 episodes in 3 days .
90+% inventions and discoveries are due to men , TU phr female ka 99% marks Lene ka Kya faida -_-
bruh! hostel mein rah Rah kar sone aur jagne ka tamiz hi bhul gaya hu -_-
if you don't like your gene it's okay I'll modify it for you .
samj gaye samjdaar 👓
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