"Don't go out side without security", Dad ordered me strictly.
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but Dad don't know attitude is everything for me.
_Roster_
Teacher: "You got a zero in the last exam."
Roster: "I don’t think I deserve a zero!"
Teacher: "Neither do I. But I can’t go any lower than that."
80 chimneys plus 5 chimneys plus 8 chimneys.
What is the result?
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Lots of smoke.
I know you will understand!
The wife is not as angry with the crying baby in the middle of the night, as she is with the peaceful sleeping husband.
Do trains eat? - Well they do
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go chew-chew…
What spends its days lying about on the ground but never gets dirty?
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A shadow.
Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?
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A: Blue paint.
What should we call an American bee?
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A USB. xD!
Question: you have an extra-large nose, three eyes and thirty teeth. What are you?
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Answer: Ugly
Do you know a good joke about sodium? Na…
یوں جو ھم پھر گئے تھے بھت دور سے ان کو پڑھنے کیلئے ، یھی بے قراری تھی۔
پڑھ کر جو مسکرا گئے، یھی با قراری تھی۔
Which one is the gay group in the periodic table?
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Group 8.
ROFL!!!
Hydrogen accosts oxygen: “Hey you, you stole my electron!”
“No! Are you certain?!”
“I’m bloody positive!”
All (if you see k INg) Ass haven't the same level of taste.
LSHMAFO!!! If you don't know plz revise your course.
'CH4' is the real motivation for me, I'll do 4 marriages with no rights violation.
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