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lightheadedness

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sometimes i really get concerned about things suddenly like i'll be chillin then all the sudden be like " o shit wheres my birth certificate "

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we are who we are when no ones watching

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british ppl be like:i m bri ish

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i m like those silent letters
sitting there doing nothing

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The pain will leave once its done teaching you

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how do u sleep at night thinking nobody likes you?
Me: with a fan on

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tiktok comments r what you r thinking
but someone has the audacity to say it

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my kids have been on the ebay all day.
If i see them tomorrow!....
I'll lower their price.

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Do you know? A guy got his left arm and left leg cut in an accident. The doctor said its gonna be alright. But the nurse said theres nothing much left.

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i asked my wife to rate me on a scale of ten
she said u r an 8 on scale of 10.
I still dont know why she wants me to urinate on skeleton.

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i wish to change my username to 'nobody'
bcz when i would like someones post it would say 'nobody likes this'

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My dog ate all the scrabble tiles
So i took him to vet.
No word yet.😐

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the scientists were trying to figure out the effects of alcohol on the way of walking.
The results were staggering

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Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7?
Bcz 7 8 9.

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The airplane joke flew right over my head
i was so scared

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meena loe daryab da pa gadi daleshi
chok se sumra taklifuna ochta
waleshi