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80 Year Old Man To Doctor: "My 20 Year Old Wife is Pregnant I M So Happy Koi Advice do" Dr: Ok 1 Qissa Suno 1 Shikari Shikar pe jata hy Lekin Ghalti Se Gun ki jaga Umbrella le jata hy Samne Se 1 Sher Aa Jata hy Shikari Umbrella Nikaal K Goli Chala deta hy Sher mar jaata hy Old man: Impossible Kisi Or Ne Maari hogi Dr: Exactly! KISI AUR NE MAARI HOGI.,. jisy smjh nahi aya wo pogo daikhy..