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There is no excuse for cheating in a relationship.:(

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Life is partly what we make it and partly what it is made by the friends.

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If only trees would give WiFi signal, people would have planted thousands of them happily.

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I know the voices in my head aren’t real…. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

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TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.
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Best funny line. . !
I always learn from the mistake of others who take my Advice. . . !
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Live your life and forget your age.

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Live your life and forget your age.

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Customer to waiter : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today…. . . . .
Waiter : . . . . Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!
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DEFINITION OF LAZINESS :
Its a talent of taking rest before u get tired..
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Bcoz
.Prevention Is Better Than Cure.. :)Be Lazy Go Crazy….
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DEFINITION OF LAZINESS :
Its a talent of taking rest before u get tired..
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Bcoz Prevention Is Better Than Cure.. Be Lazy Go Crazy….
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Height of fb addiction:
A boy’s FACEBOOK status-
i’m online on fb durin lecture. Haha Comment 4m his teacher:
get out of d class now:)
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PRINCIPLE lykd cmmnt..
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Universal TRUTH we learnt
“sun rises in the east”
Fact:-
“sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates”
Moral
“Education spoils our commonsense”
.. Agree😂
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Boy: I’m searching for the
most beautiful girl..!!
Girl: Look I came for you..!!
Boy: That’s nice! Now help
me to find her..!
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KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ?
DAD : – Every time a son make his dad
unhappy ,
one of his father’s hair turns white …..
… … KID :- Now understand why
grandpa’s hairs are all white…
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A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.
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A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
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Policemen arrives Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!Police replied:- You’re suchmaterialistic.
You even haven’t notice that your left arm has been cut off.
Man-: (He looks at his left arm and yells.)
OMG! My Rolex watch!.
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A Woody Joke! What wood happn if u had a wooden car,with wooden seats
wooden tyres.and a wooden engine?
.It Wooden’t start..! :
😃😂😂😂

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Boy: Where Are You Going?
Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo will Come In Newspaper….
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Attitude of Youth :)
“We are mOre brilliant than Einstein and Newton..
It’s just they didn’t leave anything for us to invent”
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