Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky I m!
Great words
Said by
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** DUST BIN **
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How Much SECRETS are Hidden On A Cell
Phone is Directly Proportional To
How Quickly U Snatch it Back When
Someone Takes it..
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A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner…Bill Rs. 3000/-He was unable to pay!!!
Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
.He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!
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Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Pwer = Work
Work = Money
Money = GF
GF = Tension
Tension = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Death
See what all prblms an apple can make
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Sometimes people decide to be just friends, even if their feeling is mutual.
Look into my eyes for one moment, and then you will realize how much you mean to me.Sk😢
People who respond to the emoticons are the ones who care for the relationship most.
Sometimes people don't change, their priorities do and you just stop being as important.
A Man’s Feeling :….
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“It feels Like a Mini heart attack when I dont find my Mobile in my pocket & its almost like Heart Fail when I see it in my Girlfriend’s hand !
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BOSS to an employee….“Do you believe in life after Death?”EMPLOYEE…..“Certainly not! There’s no proof of it”,
he replied.
BOSS: “Well, there is now. After you left
early yesterday to go to your uncle’s
funeral, he came here looking for you.
Hhhhhhhh
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Question: “How to Kill an Ant??”
Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!
Student:Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar,&keep It Outside the Ant’s Hole..!After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank.Push ant in to it.. =!!
Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!!Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!!
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it’s Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !!
MORAL:
Don’t Play with Students.. !!
They can Do any thing for 10 Marks..
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Impact of Job Change:A taxi passenger touched d driver on shouldr 2 ask smthngDriver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters frm a shop
The driver said:“Don’t ever do that again, u scared me”Pasengr apologized n said:“I didn’t realize a litle touch wud scare u so much”Driver replied:“Sory, it’s nt ur faultits my 1st day as a Cab driver, I’ve been driving a van carying dead bodies for last 25 yrs
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Only two types of Communications are fastest in the world…
E-mail to email
&
Female to female…
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Father: I have seen you love your mum more than me. Do you love me or your mum more?
Son: I love both of you equally much.
Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?
Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.
Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?
Son: America!
Father: So you’re bent on following your mum?
Son: No, it’s because I already went to Paris!
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My wallet is like an onion; whenever I open it.
It makes me cry
😭😭..
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Once in a soap industry in Japan,
the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.
Same problem occurred in Lahore.
What did they do??
They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away!Genius Nation.
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When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,
Do It And
Say……Mosquito.
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My SCIENCE book says & i agree..
“CELL” is the basic, fundamental unit of life..
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