Girl: Which Laptop do u have..?
Boy : I have a HP G-62 with Intel core i3 processor 2.3 Ghz,Windows 7, 64 bit..2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb graphics Card..And Which laptop do u have..?Girl: Pink colour ka..
Hhhhhhhhhhšššššš
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FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :
1.Whenever I find the key to success,someone changes the lock.
2.The road to success is always under construction 3.In order to get a loan,you first need to prove that you donāt need it 4.All the desireable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married 5.Once you have bought something,you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate Enjoy life !
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Define A womanā¦.
Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door .but she wonāt sit ā¦
Because shes getting lateā¦:
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Zindgi ki keemat ka Andaza maut ke bad hi hota haiā¦.For exampalā¦
zinda murga Rs. 85/-Aur chicken tandooriRs. 230/- per plateā¦.
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Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.
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Question by a student !!
If a single teacher canāt
teach us all the subjects,
Thenā¦
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
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Call summary:-Boy to boy!00:00:59
Boy to mom!00:00:50Boy to dad!
00:00:30Boy to girl!01:23:59
Girl to girl!05:29:59Wife to Husband:Not Responding
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A Girl Takes 100 Pics In A
Day N Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads N
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li?
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When a woman loves you, you are a husband
When a few women love you, you are a man
When many women love you, you are a lover
When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol
When thousands of women love you, you are a leader
But,
When all the women in the world love you,
you are not humanā¦ You are a diamond,
gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen..
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Who is a Boy.?He starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.Later he sacrifices his love for just a smile on his parents face.He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without any complain.
And finally his life ends up only by compromising for others happiness.He is that creature of God who no one can compete. Respect every boy/man in your
life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for u.Forward kro larkon k liye pehli dafa kisi na kuch acha likha hai.
mere to ansu hi nhi ruk rahy
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Hardest thing ever?
Controlling your laughter
at serious times
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Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt
book?Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting wid stdnts who said dat u r not d
most beautiful teachr in dis college.
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According to my parents,
Every problem has only
one solution,
.
.
.
āJust throw away the damn phoneā ā¦
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As years go,U may loose ur Hair, Teeth &
Eyesight.But not ur Talent, Brightness &
Intelligence.
Bcoz,U can never loose which U donāt have:
Short But True !!!
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If women ruled the world there would be no warsā¦
It would just be a group of jealous countries, not talking to each other. ;
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Gals have two major problems with their wardrobe:
1. Nothing to wear &
2. No place to keep her clothes.
Guys have two major problems with their laptop:
1. Nothing to watch &
2. No space for anything new..!!
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MOM ALWAYS SAID...
Money Doesn't Grow On Trees
Mom!!!! money is made from
paper & paper comes from trees.
Therefore your argument is
invalid..
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Itās not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.
On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So
Keep Smiling n Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN
But Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
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