I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm very desperate for U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I LOVE U.
That's all what my mama say to me.
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A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.
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Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don't have!
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!
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Your father guides your mother cares your brother shares your sister loves.But a true friend does all. Be a true friend.
Angles exist but sometimes they don't have wings and are called FRIENDS.
Angels exist but sometimes they don't have wings and are called FRIENDS.
Be loyal to those who had your back when you had nothing
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either 
I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something 
We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck, just God’s blessings and lessons.
There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck, just God’s blessings and lessons.
I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
That lonely moment when the only text message you get all day is from your cell phone company.
😢😭
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.
Damadam is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.
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