You have as much laughter as you have faith.
Thought of the day:
'if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!'
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is it?One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
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SANTA went to court
.JUDGE:'Order ! Order !'
.SANTA:'1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !'JUDGE:
'Shut Up !'
.SANTA:'No,No..7-Up!
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After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
.Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no.
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Husband texts to wife on cell..
.'Hi,what r u doing Darling?'
.Wife: I'm dying..!
.Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?'Wife: 'U idiot! I'm dying my hair.Husband: 'Bloody English Language!😂😂😂
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A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
.Dad asked: 'how did u feel?'
It replied: 'Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me'
Moral: Take evrything positively
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Man 1:'I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.'
Man 2:'Why, What Do You Do?'
Man 1:'i've A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ...'
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One day a boy and girl
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached boy without any message.
He angried and called to girl.
She told stupid 'This was a missed call'
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don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world!!!
The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
mout ka farishtaچہرے پر کتنے چہرے ہیں😇😅😢😭😁😆
لوگ اندر سے کتنے گہرے ہیں😐😐
If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
People who don’t know me always think I am quiet. People who do know me…. wish I was 
God knows who belongs in your life and who doesn’t. Trust and let go. Whoever is meant to be there, will still be there.
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