Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow. Be lazy, Think crazy
I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
I haven’t lost my brain it just couldn’t handle my ideas so it left
Love never dies…only the lover changes. 
You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic 
A lot of men & women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.
The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
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If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it's called High Blood Pressure.
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife
Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife
CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife
Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
.
.
.
.
.
They have girl friends
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride
dressed in white?'' The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is
the happiest day of her life.'
The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?'
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America…
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered North America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chota apple. D
for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H
for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple.
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Husband asks , 'Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
'Without Information Fighting Everytime'
Wife replies,' No, It means ,
'With Idiot For Ever!!!'
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I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart,
And I got a heart attack.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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