Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain..
Please tell them your age!!!!!!
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Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....
You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman.
Now who is Ravan????????????????
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Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.
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A student is talking to his teacher.
Student: 'Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?'
Teacher: 'Of course not.'
Student: 'Good, because I haven't done my homework.'
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Two factory workers are talking
The woman says, 'I can make the boss give me the day off.''
The man replies, 'And how would you do that?''
The woman says, 'Just wait and see.' She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, 'What are you doing?''
The woman replies, 'I'm a light bulb.'
The boss then says, 'You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.''
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, 'Where are you going?''
The man says, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'
Three keys to more abundant living: caring about others, daring for others, sharing with others.
Don’t let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out!
Laziness is the definition of being very active & doing nothing.
A Smile is the best one which is on others face but created by YOU!
Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.
Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or won’t text me back.
Be the Best Version of yourself...
Don't Play With Me ! Because I know I Can PLAY Better Than You.
Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day.
The true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure.
Every temporary happiness is much better than permanent misery.
Everyone can make you smile, but only certain people can make you happy...
LIKE if you can't tell the difference between coke & pepsi.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat... 
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