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wow aj mosam bara romantic hai

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Nothing mazaa

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B  : I need You - 
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B  : I have no babu - 
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B  : so sweet - 
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🔥 🔥 fire

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B  : come and Give me A kiss - 
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flw bk

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Larkiyan Kesi Dikhti Hen Jab Wo
Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hen.??
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Answer:
"Like A Percentage Symbol % ".. ;-)
Hahhaha

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Larka Excitement Me:
Jaan, Gandi Baaten Karen??
Larki: OK
Kal Hamara Gatar Phir Band Ho Gaya.. ;-) :-D
Hahaahaha

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Teacher: Sab Se Ziyada Izzat Kis k Paas Hoti Hai?
Pappu: Shakti Kapoor,
Prem Chopra, Gulshan Grover K Paas.
Teacher Herani Se: Wo Kese.??
Pappu: Madam Wo Is Liye K
Unho Ny Hi Sab Se Ziyada Izzat Luti Hai.. ;-p :-D
Hahhaha

BaD_LiFe
 

Kaala Husband Apni Gori Biwi se:
"Me Beshak Kala Hun Magar
Mujhe Bachha Gora Hi Chahiye"
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Biwi Boli: Janu,
Dekho Choice is Urs.
Gora Chahiye Ya Apna Chahiye. :-D
Hehehe

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Q:
Lap Top Aur Larki Me Kiya Similarity Hai.??
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Ans:
Dono Same Hen..
Dono Ko Jitni Ungli Kero,
Utnay Hi Functions Pata Chalty Hen.. :-) :-D
Hahhahaha

BaD_LiFe
 

Dil Kerta Hai Tere Nazuk Honton Ko Choom Lun..
Wah Wah..
Dil Kerta Hai Tere Nazuk Honton Ko Choom Lun..
Per Teri Behti Naak Ny Mera Irada Badal Diya.. :-) :-D
Hhahaha

BaD_LiFe
 

Pathan:
Kal Hamara Shadi Hai..
Sardar:
Wah Yaar,
Phir Kal Kiya Pehan Rahy Ho..??
Pathan:
Jo Jaldi Utar Jaye.. :-D
Hhahaha

BaD_LiFe
 

Girl 1: Yaar Ye Larky Aapas
me Kitni Gandi Baaten karte hen..
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Girl 2: Kitni Gandi ?
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Girl 3: Aray Jitni Hum Aapas me karte hen.
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Girl 2: Haaaw Itni Gandi ?:-D
Hahahha

BaD_LiFe
 

Ek Jawan Larka Mar Gaya,
Uski Maa Roty Huwe Boli:
Abhi Mere Bachay Ne Dekha Hi Kiya Tha?
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Pados Ki Larki Kaan me Boli:
Don’t Worry Aunty,
Me Ne Sab Kuch Dikha Diya Tha. ;-)
Hahhaha

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Maa: Beti Doodh ka Glass pi lo.
Beti: No Mama mujhe nai Pina
Maa: Beti agr doodh nai Pio gi to Bari kse hogi?
Beti: Maa Aapko b to Doodh Pasand nhi,
phir b Aap Bari ho gai hen,
Me b nhi piungi to Bari ho jaungi.
Maa: Achi Bachiyan
Zid nhi krti,
Agr meri achi Beti ho to Doodh Pilo
warna me Tum se Khafa ho jaon gi.
Beti: OK Mama,
Aap kehti hen to me Doodh pi
leti hun..
Aur iss Tarha us ki Beti ne Doodh Pi lia..
Post End Tak Dhiyaan se Parhny Ka Shukriya.. :-D
Hahhaha