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BaD_LiFe
 

Girls Are Crazy About 4 Things..
1) Shopping
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2) Cell Phone
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3) Chocolates
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4)_____ (Look Down)
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Abay Gadhay Neechy Dekh.. :-D
Hhahaha

BaD_LiFe
 

Ek Ladki ko English Bolne ka Craze Tha.
Shadi ki 1st Night Use Pata
Chala k Uske Pati ka Ek Pair Nahi Hai.
Wo Ghar Aa k Apni Maa se Boli:
Mom Me Ab Wahan Nahi Jaun Gi,
Mere Husband ka Sirf Ek Foot hai.
Maa Heran ho kee Chillai:
Hey , Beti Aur Tuje Kitna Bada Chahiye?
Hhahaha

BaD_LiFe
 

Wife: Tumhen Piyar Kerna Nahi Ata..
Husband: To Kiya Ye Bachy Internet Se Download Kiye Hen.?
Wife: Nahi Ye To Tumhare Dost K Pen Drive Se Liye Hen.. :-D
Hhahaha

BaD_LiFe
 

Log Kapron K Style Per Na Jany Kitny Paisy
Berbaad Kerty Hen..
Jab K Zindagi K Sab Se
Haseen Pal Bina Kapron K
Guzarty Hen.. ;-)
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Apna Bachpan Yaar..
Jab Dekho Ghalat Baat Socho Gy..
U Dirty Mind.. :-D
Hahhaha

BaD_LiFe
 

Always True..
Larkiyon Ka Dressing Style
Badal Gaya
Lekin
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Paisay Rakhny Ki Jaga Nahi Badli.. ;-)
Hahhaha

BaD_LiFe
 

A Man With 8 Children is Traveling By Train.
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A Lady Asked: "Are They Your Children?"
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Man: "No Madam!
Actually I Am the Owner Of A
Condom Company And They Are
The Complaints Of My Customers." :-D
Hahhahaha

BaD_LiFe
 

16 Saal ki Umar me:
Pehli Baar kiya to Khoon Aaya,
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2 Baar kiya to Dard hua,
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3 Baar kiya to Jalan Hui,
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4 Baar kiya to Smoothly Hua..
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"Kamino SHAVING k
Bary Me Bata Raha Hun" :-)
Hhahaha

BaD_LiFe
 

Doctor: Kiya Taklif Hai??
Patient: Sote Waqt Saas ko Lene me Taklif Hoti Hai.
Doctor: Aaj se 10 Din Tak Sote Waqt Saas ko Nahi
SaaLi ko Le K So.. :-D
Hahhaha

BaD_LiFe
 

Amazing Similarity Between
Love n Food..!!
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If Cross the Limit
The Result Is Vomiting.. :-)
Jinko Samajh Aaya Wo Like Kero
Baki Bache POGO Dekho.
Hhahaha

Close the hiP3S
B  : Close the hiP3S - 
never  Lost me
B  : never Lost me - 
Don't  Invite  me
B  : Don't Invite me - 
Never leave  again
B  : Never leave again - 
No Ends of Love
B  : No Ends of Love - 
no Ends Of loVe
B  : no Ends Of loVe - 
BaD_LiFe
 

Don't Touch mera current high Voltage

Force On H1p33s
B  : Force On H1p33s - 
My Fvrt Tiss
B  : My Fvrt Tiss - 
BaD_LiFe
 
- mita diya gya -
BaD_LiFe
 

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