He: Ab Bada Sawal ye hai k,,
She: Haan, Tumhara sirf sawal BADA ho sakta hai.
He: 
1st Boss:
Tum ne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di?
2nd Boss:
Yaar Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi
1st Boss:
Wo Kese?
2nd Boss:
Kuch Nhi Bas Jab Maine
Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To
Wo Chair Dhundne Lagi....;-p
Wo Maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
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Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
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Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
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Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab ka..;-)
Bohat Se Boys Touch Screen Mobile Pasand Nahi Kerty...
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Bcoz,,
Jinhe Dabane ki Aadat ho,
Unhe bas Touch karne me Kaha Maza Aayega
GIRL:
Jaanu Mere Mun Me Daalo, Me Choosungi.
BOY:
Nahi Nahi Tum Kha Gai to Me Kiya Kerunga?
GIRL:
Tum
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Doosri Icecream Le Lena..
Hasino ko apna dil na dena
Dil k jazbat ye kya janegi
Kandhe ka Dupatta to sambhalta nhi
Hmara DIL kya Sambhalegi!
Girls ko strong hona chyee
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Week toh hafta bhi hota hai
Larki wellmanerd honi chaye
Stylish toh meri jooti bhi hai ..!!
”””
Challenge for all the girls…!!
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MujHe pata k dIkHao 😛 😛
Arz kiya hai….
Zara gaur Farmaiyega B|
Fruit Kharab nahi hota… 😮
Use Makkhiya kharab karti hain… :/
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Fruit kharab nahi hota… -_-
Use makkhiyan kharab karti hain…. -_-
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Bacche kharab nahi hote…. 😉
Unhe Bacchiyan Kharab karti hain… 😛
Koi larki hai ..:o
cute c … sweet c…
lambi c… achay dill wali ho…<3 <3 face jaisa marzi ho... . . Bartan wash karwanay thy 😛
Girl:
Muje Apna Mobile Dedo Me Isko Dekh K
Tumhe Yaad Krungi,
Boy:
Tum Ye Soch K Mujhe Yaad Ke Lena K
Mane Manga Tha Usne Nahi Dya.
Wadi Ai Chlako.
Girl : Aaj mere dad ne mjhe
tumhare
Sath bike pe jate huay dekh liya..
Boy : oohh !! kia bole wo ??
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Girl : Bas wohi hua jis ka dar Tha.
Bus ka kiraya wapis le liya.
Humari Family boht strict hai na !!!
They may be flirt all day,
But before they go to sleep,
They always think about the girl they truly care about.
Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Sune Gaye Kuch Dialogs
Boy: “Please Karne Do Na”
Girl: “Nahi Ab Bus Karo”
Boy: “Please Thora Sa Aur Karne Do Na”
Girl: “Kab Se To Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bass Karo”
Boy: “Bus Thora Sa Aur Karunga, Tum Sahi Se Khol Kar Rakho”
Girl: “Jaldi Karo Koi Dekh Lega”
Boy: “Kuch Nahi Hota Bus 5 Minutes Aur”
Girl: “Bus Bohat Ho Gaya Abb Nahi Karne Doongi”
Boy: “Please Yaar, Thora Aur Karne Do
Warna Mein Exam Me Fail Ho Jaoonga“
Girl:Aapko Meri Khubsorti Zayada
Achi Lagti Ha Ya Aqalmandi?
Boy:Mujhey To Tumhari Ye Mazaaq Ki
Aadat Bohot Achi Lagti Ha.
She:
janU whatsApp Pe aO nAw…<3
He:
Abhi Ata hOon Speed Me…
She:
Aww MeLa Fast And Furious JanU… 🙂
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Paper said 2 Money :- ” U r just a piece of paper”
Money smiled and said :- ”Of course i’m just a piece of paper
But i havn’t seen a dustbin in my life”
Paper said 2 Money :- ” U r just a piece of paper”
Money smiled and said :- ”Of course i’m just a piece of paper
But i havn’t seen a dustbin in my life”
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