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Funny joke
I  : 🙉🤔😐😔👋😛😂😂😂😂🙈 - 
Funny joke
I  : Jab Pakhi Ko Pyara Dikhna O .a5 - 
Funny joke
I  : Or ye hy Pakhi.a5😛😂😂😂👀🙉 - 
Kisko tag Kru🤔
I  : Kisko tag Kru🤔 - 
Inoxent_Rahul
 

Tery Hondya Pendy Ni saaaa
Penri Pai Aye Thory Dina Tuuu

Inoxent_Rahul
 

Ap Pakistan sy Kitna Pyar Karty hy?

Inoxent_Rahul
 

mai Shair Ban Gya aj Ak Sher Sunata Hn.c1 Arz Kia hy Achy log Jaldi Oooper Jaty Hy Achhhhyy Log Jaldi Ooooper Jaty Hy.c1 Acha hua Mai Acha ni Hn.c5

Inoxent_Rahul
 

Mai Sony Laga.i1

Inoxent_Rahul
 

Mai Bimal Tha.j1

Inoxent_Rahul
 

Hazrat Imam hussain (a.s) ne farmaya :
Aurat ka "parda"karna Shaheed k khoon se B zyada Afzal he....

Inoxent_Rahul
 

سب سے سخاوت کرنے والا شخص وہ ہوتا ہے جو ان لوگوں کو مدد کی پیش کش کرتا ہے جو اس سے مدد کی توقع نہیں کرتے ہیں

Inoxent_Rahul
 

Good morning Soye pary Rty Sab.h1 mri Trah Jldi Utha Kro😛

Inoxent_Rahul
 

Friend k saath karo ya girlfriend k saath,
Room me karo Ya garden me,Din me karo ya
Raat me,Bed pe karo,Ya sofay per,Parhai
to karni hi hy...:-)

Inoxent_Rahul
 

Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!
Girl: Arey itna bada Munh mein kaise dalongi?
Boy: Dhire se le lena
After a while.
Girl: Saare kapdey giley ho jaayenge
Boy: Aur logi?
Girl: Na baba, yeh Gol Gappy tum hi khao.

Inoxent_Rahul
 

Woh Konsi Situation Hoti Hai,
Jis Main Mard 10 Minutes Mai Thak Jata Hai
Or
Orat Chahti Hai K Wo Karta Rahay.
Think?
?
"SHOPPING"

Inoxent_Rahul
 

Biwi ko Khush Karne K Tareekay
1. Apni Wife ki Her Roz Leni Chahiye.
"Khabar"
2. Kam az Kam 3 Se 4 Dafa Karo.
"Tareef"
3. Us k Pakar Kar Bar Bar Choomne Chahiyen.
"Haath"
4. Us k Aaram Aaram se Dabane Chahiyen
"Paaon"
5. Usky Samne Aate hi Pakra Dena Chahiye Apna
"Wallet"
6. Aur Hamesha Rakhna Chahiye Apna
"Mind Saaf" :-)

Inoxent_Rahul
 

1 Aadmi Ne Raat ko Ghar Jaty Huye
Ek Boht Khubsort Jawan Larki ko Lift Di.
Achank Rasty main Boht Taiz Toofani Barish Shuro ho Gai
Or Un Dono ko Ek Hotel main Room Lena Parra,
Ittafaq Se Room Bhi Sirf Ek He Khali Tha,
Dono So Gaye or Subah Uth Kar Apny Apny Ghar Chlay Gaye.
MORAL: Mery sms Gandy Nahi Hoty.

Inoxent_Rahul
 

1 Lerki ne aadhi raat ko
Larke ko sms kya k
Ghar aajao ghar pe koi nhi hai
Maza ayega
Larka chala gya
waqai gher pe koi nhi tha
TALA LAGA HOWA THA

Inoxent_Rahul
 

Larki : Un dino kafi darr lagta tha Nachna,
Gana,
Khailna,
Koodna,
uff…
Bahar jana.
Geele pan ka darr….
Phir Mjhe mila bus RS 25/= mein
.
.
.
.
MOBILE COVER.
Ab barish k dino me bhi azadi se apna mobile har waqt apne sath rakh skti ho0n or enjoy kr skti ho0n.

Inoxent_Rahul
 

1 larka or larki ki shadi hui to
*. .1 larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi
un
ka
bacha
hua
khana
kharab hogya
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D