Can't wait to get married and wash my husband's laptop.
1 Bed Apni Ex Ko Kya Kahega ?
" 2 Takiye Ki Aurat " hehe
We should look cute togather.
mujh se rudely baat mat kiya kro mujhy overthinking ki bemari hai.
Mahii tum itni achi kyun ho?
Me : Kyunke tum abhi naye ho :"""
Yaar ye turki waly chikny laundy yes karwao.
Papa kay paray be like....
Real name.... Kalu
Insta I'd.... Black soul 😒
Flirting with your own girl gives a whole other level of wholesome vibes.
If anyone have crush on me just confess,I'll send you Eidii.
How my mom help me find things i can't see*
Mom: "Aghr me uth ke aa gayi aur mujhay mila tw phir dekhna tu".
21 roze guzar gaye hein or mah kasam aik aik roze ka pta chala hai.
Phir aty hain woh log jinhy QUARANTINE mn bhi koi msg ni krta nd i am woh log -
Someone: Money can't buy happiness
Me: OK, transfer it to my account.
Do you notice k tmhara demagh tmhary mou sy zyada English bolta hy..
She : Doodh main shakar nhi , mera kisi k sth chakar nhi
Me : Doodh phat gya, lgta hai tmhara b kat gya..
Someone : ye memes bana k kitna kama lete ho..?
Me : Hum kushiyan bantny k psy nhi lty..
Chummiya de rhe ho na janu ko...?
*When my phone is on charging*
Me to my family : To ksy hain ap log..
Mard kbhi haqooq nhi mangta woh hmesha whatsapp number mangta hai ..
Chlo so jao ub,subha uth kr phr sona bhi hai..
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