When uh crack a joke & no one laugh
" mehfil ny apko loot lia "
Mereko 1 on 1"" ka option na bhi dety toh bhi chl jata muhbb bhaiyaa-
Hath chor kr bike chlany sy bchi impress ni oti bruh
Lrko ka dil ,dil nhi dharamshala ooti hai
Bat sanskar ki hai jaani galiyaan toh mereko v bht gndi ati 🤣
وہ کرتا رہا دن رات بات بستر پر جانے کی
اور ہم اپنی ہی محبت پر شرمندہ ہوتے رہے
میری نطر میں گرنے کے بعد
تم فلک کے چاند بنو میرا کیا جاتا
Still jagging🙄
Khanay ka, khujanay ka, batti bujhanay ka, aur so janay ka kya,,
What is the weirdest text you have received in message requests?
People watching "Ertugurl series" aur mujhe abhi tk yeh word sahi se pronounce karna nahi aya
No one
My Amma: ye zulfain bandho gi ya main aag lgaon inhen.
When I Wash My Face
My Mom :
" Jitna Marzi ragarh lo gora nahi hona "
When I Don't Wash My Face
My Mom :
" Kabhi dhoo bhi lia karo apna hi hai"
Jab hojate hein apnii bndyiou se bore toh phrr "Devil in the form of wh*re"
I have two mood'
_ yawr koi baat hi nahi karta
_ywr kitne chipku or dheet log hain.
These cool boys date pretty and timepass girls,hum jesi overthinkers aurr agay ka sochny waliyoun ko koun muh lagata.
Worst part of shopping in local bazars is shopkeepers calling you guriya.
Govt should open full lockdown and close all clinics and hospitals even opd... Sakun se maroo saloo!
Others : no pain no gain
Me : rull ty gaye aa'n pr chuss brri ai ey
English : don't talk wid me like that
Chemistry: mery sath "acetone" mn bat mat kro.
1 minute ki khamoshi unky liye jo smjhty hain mera kahin chkar hai _
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