Iqbal tery shaheen 4 saal mazzy leny k bad kehty hain istakhara theek nhi aya 🙄
"ZOJA" bola kro GF is so middle class
Burger people
Tum log mango seed ko bhi suck krty o _ewww
Me : ek din sub theek ojayega
Ek din : bhn tumhara bht kuxh khrb hai ek din mn theek nhi oga
Yaaarh yeh turkey k launday yUss krwao_
Mn tumhari EX sy bhi do haath agy hun _
Eidi mil gai toh pass ee rkho yeh story wala chuttiyapa bnd kro_
Quarantine update: my nights are mornings and my mornings are nights.
Jb zindgi bja rhi o tb naaxh lena chahiye _
Rab ny tumhy meri taqdeer mn likha..
Ub yeh toh kisi kitab mn ni likha -
Allam iqbal : " tu shaheen hai basera kr paharon ki chittano pr
Le shaheen : jwwn mn apki goud mn sir rkh kr lait jaun .🙄
Kachi Kachi daal, paka paka qeema....
Tu mera Ertugrul, mein Teri haleema🙈
You are not suppose to use someone's feelings as like a tissue paper
Can't do casual relationships can't do Shaadi
Apun single ich theek hai
hello, i’m here to remind you that i’m so pretty. :"
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Har*mi dimaag k sath, masoom chehra is blessing.
Someone: tum dopehar ko nahi soti?
Me: nahi.
Someone: kyun?
Me: kyun k me dopehar ko Soo kar uth'ti hun.
Bestfriend: I'm foodie.
Me: gaaliya'n khaanay walay ko foodie nahi kehtay.
Someone: me pakistan me kesay paida hogeya?
Me: load shedding ki wajah se.
Guest giving money*
Me: no no hahaha, I can't take it.
Inner me: "abey saaley jaldi lena"
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