She: baby ghar pe mom dad nahi hain aj.
He: haan toh aa jayenge don't worry.
Friend: yar tera dream kya hay?
Me: wo depend karta hay ki last movie konsi dekhi thi.
Unpopular opinion:
Scholarship is better than relationship.
According to my relatives I'm not on social media.
Pyaar se ghar walay mujhay "kisi kaam ki nahi hay" bhulaty hain.
Pyaar me kuch nahi rakha, jo bhi rakha hay fridge me hee rakha hay.
Online classes*
Sir: any question?
Me: Sir, apka kis umar me kata tha?
Sometimes I wish I could delete people 🙄
Aur aik din sab kahen gay mutarma achi theen bass inko Overthinking le doobi
اچھا بھلا ایک لڑکا پوسٹ پر آتا تھا
پتہ نہیں وہ کس نے سیٹ کرلیا🙄
Choohey mar dawai kha lena magar kisi ko importance mat dena.
Tum Haseen ho to kia abh main dusron ko Dekhna chor dun'.
that stranger you met online is now a biggest part of your life.
Me: zindagi itni bhi buri nahi hay yaar.
Zindagi: tu kitna bhi makkhan laga le, teri toh me rozz lungi.
If you want sukoon,
Read my memes, not your bae messages.
Yeh Jo dil me qayam karte hain yehi baad me expose kar k badnaam karte hain.
Im not a jealous type? But jo mera hai woh bas mera hai goliyaan/churiyaan bhi chal sakti hain uske liye 😤
Don't Compare Your Ex With Animal, Respect Animals 😌
Idc about your gender. If you cheat on your patner, YOU ARE TRASH.
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