The A in my name stands for "Apki awqat se bohat bahar"
Having a burger friend is like having a 'chalta phirta auto correct' in your life.
When he says me sbse alag hun, *be**airat* is silent.
I'm not a magician but I bet you're at home rn
Have you ever tried dahi over zarda and ketchup over briyani? No? Don't even do that!
People who don't use emojis while talking are "chalti phirti maiyatein"
People be stressing about yeh Eid ghar pey hogi lol hamari to har Eid ghar pey hoti.
Ignore me once then i will ignore your pori nasal.
All saeed ghani want is me to ganja hun or bachon ko bhi tension dee dee kr kardun.
when I comment on someone's post and they don't reply back,
oh! oh! k' celebrity!
Words can’t describe how amazing rooh afza is but numbers can 0/10.
never try to turn your friendship into relationship. you'll lose both.
Banda aapki pasand ka ho toh mehran bhi audi lagti hay.
وہ ہنس دے تو کئى درد ٹال دیتا ہے. ♥
Relative: beta baray hokar kya banoge?
Me: zinda rahoge toh khud dekh lena.
Awkward silence*
I think panda is my spirit animal. Lazy, dark circlesand always hungy.
Friendship goals be like:
"Mene apnay ek bachay ki shadi tumharay bachay se karwani hay".
-Kutta pallo
-Billi pallo
-Lekin rozz baat karnay ki adaat naa pallo.
Me.... Kesay ho
Ex... Aj kesay yaad agar meri??
Me..suraah parh thi to a gae....
Ex..... Kon c?????
Me.....Al_ Munafeqoon🙄
People who love the black colour ' have the most colorful minds.
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