Bhikari: Me Ny Ek Kitab Likhi Hai Jiska naam Hai; "Paise Kamany K 100 Tariky" Raahgir: To Phir Tum Bheek Q Maang Rahy Ho.?Bhikari: QK Ye Un 100 TarikoMe Sab Se Aasan Tarika Hai.. 
Teacher:Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?Student:Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..
Qismat Me Raat Ki Neend Nahi To Kiya Hua..Hum Bhi Qismat K Badshah Hen, Dopehar Me Hi So Jaty Hen.. HahhahaGood Night..
Pathan Roti K Ooper Roti Rakh K Kha Raha Tha..Bivi: Ye 2 Rotiya Ek Sath Q Kha Rahy Ho??Pathan: Gul Bano Ye Hum Khushi Se Nahi Kha Raha, Hamara Tabyat Kharab Hai Aur Doctor Ny Kaha Hai K Kuch Din Tak Double Roti Khao..
Quaid-e-Azam K 14 Nukaat Me Ye Kahan Likha Hai K Larkiyan Sunday K Din Ki Starting Washing Machine Laga Ker Hi Karen.. Hhahaha
Bank Manager: Hamara Bank Aapko Baghair Interest K Loan De Raha Hai.Customer: Jab Dene Me Interest Hi Nahi Hai To Q De Rahy Ho..
Chaand Per Tumhara Naam Likhny Ko Ji Chahta Hai..Per Kiya Karen Ye Khayal Hi Dopehar Ko Aata Hai..
Bacha: Papa Hamary Ghar Me JIN Hen??Papa: Nahi Beta Ye Jin Win Kuch Nahi Hota. Bacha: Magar Papa Nokrani To Kehti Hai K Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen.. Papa: Samaan Pack Kero. Bacha: Q Papa.?? Papa: Q K Hamary Ghar Me Koi Nokrani Nahi Hai.. :-0
کیا دو گے مجھے عید پر 🤔😍..؟؟؟
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bye guysss am going for slepps
Naan 10 Rupay Ka Hai Aur Lays Bhi 10 Ka Hai.. Ab Aap Ki Marzi Hai K Aap Ko Hawa Khani Hai Ya Pait Bhar Roti Khani Hai.. 
Hahhaha
Yunhi Zikr Kiya Tha Ishq Me Mar Jany Ka,,Ab Usy Zid Hai K Mar K Dikhao Humko.. Moral: Is Shair Me Shayar Ny Zarurat Se Ziyada Lambi Phenki Hai Aur Ab Soch Raha Hai K Is Musibat Se Kese Niklun..?
Pappu: Omlet Kise Kehty Hen??Sardar: Oye Jo Aam Dair Se Pakta HaiUsay Aamlet Kehty Hen..
Rasty Badal Dety Hy HumaryMulk Ky NaujawanAgr Koi Aa Kr KahyChauk Par Traffic Police Wala Khara Hay..!!!
Teacher: Jab mein tumharay jitna thaTou mere 100/100 marks aatay thyMe: Atay hongay sir, Apko koiAcha teacher perhata hoga
Girl:Bhai samosy achy nai bny hn aaj,Kal waly achy thy....samosy wala:Kya bat kr rhi ho baji?“Ye kal waly he to hn”
Sheikh: May aaj Bus k pcheBhgta hua Ghr tk agya orkirye k 10 Rupe Bch gyeSrdar: Tm bewaqof hoRakshy k Pche Bhgta to 80Rupe Bch jty
Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,Wah WahDil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..Tere msgs nai aa raheyKya baat hai bacha???
Kuch Daku Train K Musafiron Ko Loot Rahy Thy..Ek Daku Ny Sardar Ji Se Kaha: Tumhary Paas Kiya Hai??Sardar Ji: O Daku Bhai Aahista Bolo, Mere Paas To Ticket Bhi Nahi Hai..
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