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Mubashar-28
 

Ladka Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
To Ladki Ke 5 Jawab Ho Sakte Hen..
1. No
2. Yes
3. Me Apko Sirf Dost Samjhti Hun.
4. I M Engaged
5. I Love Someone Else..
.
Aur Agar Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Propose
Kare To Ladke Ke 5 Jawab Ye Ho Sakte Hen..
1. Haan
2. Yes
3. Ok
4. Alright
5. Me Too..
.
Moral: Ladko Ka Dil,
Dil Nahi Samandar Hota Hai.
Hhahaha

Mubashar-28
 

Boy: I Want to Say Something to You.
Girl: What?
Boy: Its 3 Words and 8 Letters.
Girl: I know. Its I love You. But I Dont.
Boy: No no.
Girl: Then what?
Boy: Its "Go To Hell."? :-D
So Dont Be Over Smart ?:-)
Hahhaha

Mubashar-28
 

Photo Dekh Ker Boy Bola..
Boy: Wow..
You Look So Perfect
With Incredible Body
And Flower Like Skin.
What Do You Use?
.
Girl: Adobe Photoshop.. :-D
Hahhaha

Mubashar-28
 

Girl friend (BF ko Jealous Feel Kerane k liye):
"Dekho Wo Ladka Meri Taraf Dekh k Muskura Raha Hai"
.
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Boy Friend: "Ye to Kuch Bhi Nahi Pagli,
.
.
Jab Mene Pehli Baar Teri Shakal Dekhi Thi To
3 Din Tak Apni Hansi Nahi Rok Paya Tha.. :-D
Hahhaha

Mubashar-28
 

Girl: Jab Bhi Kahin 5,6 Larky Jama Hoty Hen
To Un Ka Mozu Larki Q Hota Hai.??
Pappu: Jab 5,6 Larkiyan Jama Hoti Hen To
Wo Konsa Taraveeh Parhati Hen,,
Vaddi Aai Larkon Per Ilzam Lagany Wali.. ;-D
Hahahha

Mubashar-28
 

A Girl Asks Boy: What Do You Like In Me??
Boy: Those 2 Big White Balls Having 2 Little Dots In It.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Girl : What.??
Boy: Your Beautiful Eyes Yaar.. :-D
Hahhahha

Mubashar-28
 

A Girl Asks Boy: What Do You Like In Me??
Boy: Those 2 Big White Balls Having 2 Little Dots In It.
Girl : What.??
Boy: Your Beautiful Eyes Yaar.. :-D
Hahhahha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mubashar-28
 

Ek Larka Apni GF K Liye Chooriyan le K Gaya..
.
GF Sharmaty Huwe: Khud He Pehna Do Na..
Larka: Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha k Itna
Acha Response Mile Ga Warna Me Kapry Bhi Le Aata. :-D
Hhahaha

Mubashar-28
 

Boy: Tumhari Kuch Pics Internet Per Leak Ho Gai Hen.
Girl: Baghair Dupattay Wali.??
Boy: Nahi, Baghair Makeup Wali.
Girl: Nahiii, Haye Me Barbaad Ho Gai.. :-D
Hhahaha

Mubashar-28
 

Ek Larka Bus Stop Per Khubsurat Larki Ko Chhed Raha Tha..
Larki: Kiya Tumhare Ghar Maa Behan nahi Hen.??
Larka: Nahi..
Larki Piyar Se: To Mujhy Ghar Le Chal Na Pagle,
Yahan Time Pass Q Ker Raha hai.. ;-D
Hhahaha

Mubashar-28
 

Pinky On Facebook Group:
Yaar Koi Bataye Ga Lahore Me Achi Biryani Kahan Milti Ha??
Pappu: Sidhi Jinnah International Airport Ja,
Flight Pakar Aur Karachi Aaja,
Dono Mil Ker Khayen Gy.. :-D
Hahhaha

Mubashar-28
 

Pinky On Phone: Aur Janu Kiya Chal Raha Hai Aaj Kal??
Pappu: Wohi Jo Tera Nahi Chalta..
Pinky: Wo Kiya.?
Pappu: Dimaaagh Aur Kiya.. :-D
Hahahhaha

Mubashar-28
 

Night Was Dark..
.
Moon Was High..
.
Boy Stopped His Bike..
.
Girl Asked Why.??
?
Boy Came Close,
.
She Felt Shy..
.
He Told In Her Ear:
DHAKKA MAAR
PETROL Khatam Ho Gaya Yaar.. :-D
Hhahaha

Mubashar-28
 

Boy: Tum Ab Pehly Se Badal Gai Ho..
Girlfriend: Lo Ab Makeup Hi Itna Mehnga Ho Gaya Hai
To Is Me Mera Kiya Qusoor.. :-D
Hahhaha

Mubashar-28
 

Boy: Tum Itni Moti Q Ho.??
Girl: Hamara Fridge Jo Kharab Hai..
Boy: To Phir.??
Girl: To Phir Sab Kuch Khana Parta Hai.. ;-D
Hhahaha

Mubashar-28
 

Baba ji kehty hain;
Larki ke Peechy Mat Bhago.
Balky
Larki ka Purse cheen ke Bhaago..
Larki Khud Tumhary Peechy Bhagy Gi.. :-D
Hahhahaha

Mubashar-28
 

Akhtri Lundi kaha gai.a5

12th Sehri Mubarak ho sbko💖💖💖💖
M  : 12th Sehri Mubarak ho sbko💖💖💖💖 - 
Mubashar-28
 

1 Ladka Admission Lene College Gaya..Principle: Me Tum se 1 Mushkil Sawal Puchun ya 10 Asaan..?Ladka: 1 Mushkil Sawaal.. Principle: Batao Din Pehle Aata Hai ya Raat..? Ladka: Din.. Principle: Wo Kese..?? Ladka: Sorry Sir Ye Aap neDusra Sawal Puch liya.. :-D

Mubashar-28
 

Mom 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ?..Son: Ya Mom, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D