آپکی عید کسی ہوگی🤔
According to your 5th emoji
Mine__😌
chill Time Guyssss
Good Good Wali Morning nd Night
1 admi ne FM radio pe call ki
Admi: Mujay 1 batwa mila hai jis me boht sary paisy, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Address lakki marwat ka hai.
Host: To ap unhein batwa wapis dena chahty hn?
Admi:Hum ap ko pagal lagte hy, Usay meri taraf se 1 sad Song suna den.
Azal se Muhobat ki Dusman h Duniya🌍 Kabi 2Dilon💞 ko ya Milanay na dagi
Mehrab sad song
بابا جی کہتے ہے۔
جو لڑکیاں کہتی ہیں کہ میں نے شادی نہیں کرنی😁😁
سب سے زیادہ بچے انہی کے ھوتے ہیں..😂🙊😂🙉😂🙈
Shadi Kerna Thi, Per Qismat Khuli Nahi.. TAJMAHAL Banana Tha, Per MUMTAZ Mili Nahi.. Ab Qismat Khuli, Shadi Hui,TAj Banana Chahta Hun, Per Kambakhat MUMTAZ Marti Nahi.. 
Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…
Rainy Day
bye guys nino time😴😴😴
GF BF Se:
Darling Mujhy Aise Propose Karo
Jese Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kya Ho..
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BF: Kamini, Zaleel
I Love U
Mujh Se Shadi Kar K
Mujhy Tabah Kar De
Barbad Ker De Begherat..
Hhahaha
Girl On Phone:
Me Kal Tum Se Milny Nahi Aa Sakti..
Boy:
OK Phir Me Tumhara Gift Kisi Aur Ko De Deta Hun.
Girl:
Oho Jaan. Baat To Puri Sun Liya Kero,
Me To Ye Keh Rahi Thi K
Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Aaj Aajaun.
Kaha Ho Tum..?
Hhahaha
Boy: Hey Dear, I Have Just
Installed Windows 10 In My Pc.
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Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar,
Mujhy Dekh. I'm Using Windows 98..
Boy: Ok Behan You Are Great.. 
Hahhaha ? ?
Boy: Mujh Se Shadi Kero Gi?
Girl: Q??
Boy: Mere Abba Gaaun K Sab Se Baray Admi Hen.
Girl: Phir Mujhy Manzoor Hai..
Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Phir
Pata Chala K Larky Ka Abba
110 Saal Ka Hai..
Hahhaha
Boy: Shadi K Liye Konsi Date Rakhen?
Girl Shermaty Huwe: 22 December
Boy: Koi Khaas Waja??
Girl: Suna Hai K Wo
Saal Ki Sab Se Lambi Raat Hoti Hai..
Hahahha
Pappu: Apna Dupatta Utha Lo,
Zameen Per Ragar Raha Hai.
Girl: Dupatta Apna Farz Nibha Raha Hai,
Koi Choom Na Le Mere Qadmo Ki Mitti Ko,
Isi Liye Wo Nishan Mita Ja Raha Hai..
Pappu: Lady Diyana Ki Aulad,
Aagay Gobar Para Hai,
Dupatta Utha Le.
Vaddi Aai Maharani Kahin Ki..
Girl: Oh Acha Thank U.
Hhahaha
Girlfriend: Mujhy Bhool Jao,
Mujhy Tum Se Behtar Mil Gaya Hai.
Pappu Roty Huwe:
Ye Kiya Hua, Kese Hua,
Kyun Hua, Kab Hua,
Kis Se Hua, Chalo Ab Jo Hona Tha Wo Ho Gaya,
Me Ny Bhi Apni Tayyari Ker Rakhi Hai,
Teri Parosan Tujh Se Zyada Sexy Aur Zaheen Hai,
Wo Pehly Hi Mene Set Ker Rakhi Hai..
Hhahaha
Boy: Janu You Are So Cute
Girl: Thanks Jaan
Boy: Janu You Are Princess
Girl: Awww Jaan Thankss..
Wese Tum Kya Ker Rahe Ho??
Boy: Mazaaakk..
Hhahaha
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