رب نا کریں یے ذندگی کبھی کسی کو دغادے
کسی کو رلاے نا دل کی لگی مولا سب کو دعا دے
Girl:
Mat Ker Mera Picha
Ek Din Pachtaye Ga..
Mere College K Bahar
Cholay Ki Shop Lagaye Ga..
Boy:
Mat Thukra Mere Piyar Ko
Ek Din Pachtaye Gi..
Usi Cholay Ki Shop Pe
Bartan Manjhti Nazar Aye Gi.. 
Larki:
Me To Us Se Shadi Kerungi Jo
Mujhy Gana Sunaye,
Mujh Se Hansi Mazak Kary,
Aur Mujhy Hamesha Khush Rakhy..
Larka:
Ja Behan Phir Tu Mera Picha Chhor
Aur FM Radio Se Shadi Ker Le.. 
Hhahaha
GF BF Se:
Darling Mujhy Aise Propose Karo
Jese Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kya Ho..
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BF: Kamini, Zaleel
I Love U
Mujh Se Shadi Kar K
Mujhy Tabah Kar De
Barbad Ker De Begherat..
Hhahaha
Boy: Hey Dear, I Have Just
Installed Windows 10 In My Pc.
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Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar,
Mujhy Dekh. I'm Using Windows 98..
Boy: Ok Behan You Are Great.. 
Hahhaha ? ?😅😅😅😅😅
Pappu: Apna Dupatta Utha Lo,
Zameen Per Ragar Raha Hai.
Girl: Dupatta Apna Farz Nibha Raha Hai,
Koi Choom Na Le Mere Qadmo Ki Mitti Ko,
Isi Liye Wo Nishan Mita Ja Raha Hai..
Pappu: Lady Diyana Ki Aulad,
Aagay Gobar Para Hai,
Dupatta Utha Le.
Vaddi Aai Maharani Kahin Ki..
Girl: Oh Acha Thank U.
Hhahaha
بابا جی کہتے ہے۔
جو لڑکیاں کہتی ہیں کہ میں نے شادی نہیں کرنی😁😁
سب سے زیادہ بچے انہی کے ھوتے ہیں..😂🙊😂🙉😂🙈
Abuzada
Asi ghumarah Saray
Ab ya Afwaha kon Phala Raha h k Girls White Dress ma Bhootniyan👻👻👻 lgti hain😂😂😂😂
Mara Khalik Mara Malik Maraaaaa Mabood h tu
Allah Ho Allah Ho Allah Ho
But Mobi Fail Ho gya
Ab Ya Afwaha kn Phala Raha k Larkiyon ko jo Eidi milti h wo Bartan Dhonay ki Mazdoori hoti h pura Ramzan ki😋😋😋😋
kaha Hain Wo Nakab Wali Larkiyan?
Zara Samnay to Ayein.
Gup Shup Lgani h
Aj Ak Auntie na Muja Bilawaja Galiyan di.
Yaha tak k wo Nali ma b khud Giri Thi.
Ma na to bas us k kan kreeb Baja📯 Bjaya tha😅😅😅😎😎😰😰😇😅😅😅
chill Time walyo
Sardi ki Raton ma ham soye raha hain Chadar ma ham dono tanha ho na koi b raha is ghar ma
Zara zara bekhta h Mehkta h aj to mara tan badan ma pyasa hn muja bhar la apni bahon ma
Tarpain Muja tari Sbhi batain ik bar to aye Deevani jhoota e sahi pyar to kar
Ma bhoola nahi Haseen Mulakatain bechan kar k muj ko muj se yun na phar nazar
Pathan: “Shirt ke liye kapra dikhao.”
Salesman: “Plane ma dikhaun sir!!!
Pathan: “Nahi, helicopter ma dikhao. Khabees ka bacha, jahan pathan dekha wahan mazaaq shuru.”
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