Research Se Ye Baat Sabit Ho Gai Hai K
Jab Insan Ka Ooper Wala Hont
Neechay Walay Hont Se Mil Jaye To
BAKWAS BAND HO JATI HAI.. 
Hahhahaha
Pappu Rota Hua Ghar Aaya..
Maa: Rota Q Hai Ry.??
Pappu: Amma Aaj Teacher Ny Pucha
Aap Ghar Me Konsi Zuban Bolty Hen?
Me Ny Apni Zuban Dikha Kr Bola,;
"Ye Wali"
Ab Itni Si Baat Per Marny Ki Kiya Zarurat Thi..
Pakistani Soldiers Capture An Indian Captain,
They Gave Him A Dice & Said:
If U Get 1,2,3,4,5,We Will Kill U,,,
Indian Asked: Aur Agar 6 Aaya To.?
Soldiers: LUDO Nahi Kheli Kiya.??
Phir Se Chance Milega..
Hhahaha
Me Us Se Izhar-e-Mohabbat Kerny Hi Wala Tha
K
Tezz Barish Ho Gai Aur Uska Sara
Make-up Utar Gaya..
Hhahaha
Ek Aadmi Car Dho Raha Tha..
Paas Se Guzarty Ek Dost Ny Pucha:
Kiya Car Dho Rahy Ho??
Admi Ghusse Se: Nahi Pani De Raha Hun,
Shayad Bari Ho Ker Bas Ban Jaye..
Hhahahaha
Ullu Ek Aisa Lafz Hai
Jisy Bolny Per Munh Bhi
Ullu Jesa Ban Jata Hai..
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MaShaAllah Aap Ny Bohat Jaldi Bol Ker Dekh Liya..
Hahhaha
Rang Se Gori Nahi Thi..
Lekin Khubsoorat Thi..
Bohat Aala Nahi Thi,,
Lekin Mere Liya Qabil Thi..
Mohabbat Deny Wali Na Sahi,
Lekin Mere Qadmon Se Qadam Milati Thi..
Masjid Aany Se Inkar Kerti Thi,,
Lekin Masjid K Bahar Mera Intzar Kerti Thi..
Wo Jesi Bhi Thi,,
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Meri Chappal Thi..
Pata Nahi Kon Le Gaya..
Hhahaha
Petrol Ki Qeemat 108 Rupay.
Charas Ki Qeemat 80 Rupay..
Ab Faisla Aap Khud Kero K,,
Ghoomna Hai Ya,,
Jhoomna Hai..
Hhahaha
Admi:Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Ma?
Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad Bus Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye
😋😋😋😋
Aaj mere pass Mobile hy Number hy Charger hy Battery hy Balance hy Tumhare pass kiya hy? Hy koi msg? To bhej do Agar nahi to Mobile bech do
😅😅😅
میری نظر بھی کمال کی ہے😛۔۔۔جس پہ رکھتا ہوں اٗس کی منگنی ہو جاتی ہے😋😝😎
Girl: Aaj Me Chicken Paka Rahi Thi,
Jab Me Ny Us Me
"HARA DHANIYA" Dala To Pata Hai Kiya Hua ??
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Boy: Pata Nahi, Tum Batao..
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Girl: Hara Dhanya Dalty Hi
Chicken Ny Uth Ker Gana Shuru Ker Diya..
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HUM PE YE KISNE
HARA RANG DAALA,,
KHUSHI NY HAMARI HAMEINNNN,
MAAR DAALA.. ;-p
Hhahahaha
Bf: I Cheated."
Gf: "To Tum Kiya Samajhty Ho K Me Tum Se Piyar Kerti Hun??
Me Bhi 2 Saal Se Tumhen Cheat Ker Rahi Hun..
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Bf Roty Huwe Bola:
"I was Talking About Exams." 
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Gf: Oooppss. :-0
Hhahaha
Kash Tum Ek Bakri Hoti,,
Me Tum Ko Ghass Khilata,,
Tum Ko Ghumane Le Jata,,
Aur Pyar Se Tumhery Seeng Pakarta
Aur Puchta:
"Batao Pagal Kon??
Tum Ya Me..??"
Aur Tum Piyar Se Bolti:
"Main Main.." 
Hahahaha
Boy: " Janu kesi ho..??
Girl:" Fine
Boy: " Missing me..??
Girl:" :-p
Boy: " Yaar Meri Tabiyat Kharab hai
Girl:" :-O
Boy: "Aaj kesa Din guzra..??
Girl: " ;-)
Boy: "Busy ho..??
Girl:" ????? B-)
Boy:" Koi Paas hai..??
Girl: "Kaha na Nahi :-@
Boy: "To Pagal ki Bachi Kamini
Munh se kuch Phoot bhi,
Apne Baap ki Shaklen Q Send
kar Rahi Hai.. ??
Girl: " (
Hhahaha
Boy On WhatsApp Chatting..
Boy: I Love U Jaan..
Girl: Sachhhii
Boy: Muchhii
Girl: Acha Mere Number Pe
100 Ka Recharge To Kerwa Do Plzz..
Boy: Sorry Baji Wrong Number..
Hahhaha
Aurat ko Husn mila . Khoobsurti mili . Chand sa chehra mila . Hirni Si Ankhain
Morni jaisi Chaal
Resham Say Baal
Koil jaisi Meethi awaz
Phool si masoomiyat
Gulab Say Hont
Shehad si mithas mili
Pyar Bhra Dil mila
Phir?
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ZUBAN mili
aur
Sub Stya-Naas Ho gaya..
Hr waqat
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Pappu: Jaan Meri Aankhon Me Dekho Kiya Hai.??
Bubbly: Sacha Piyar
Pappu: Abay O Juliet Ki Aulad,
Aankh Me Dekh Kuch Chala Gaya Hai.
,
Waddi Aai Majnu Di Phuppi..
Hahahaha
16th Sehri Mubarak ho Guysss💗💗💗
Girls Have No Brain...
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One Girl Messages Pappu:
"Aapki Posts Bade Hi Achy Hote Hen.
I Like It Very Much..
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Pappu: Phir Aap Useu Like Q Nahi Kerti?
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Girl Herani Se: Le Dass..
Koi 1 Baar..?
2, 2 Baar Like Karti Hun Her Post Ko...
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Pappu: Aap Ki Baat Sun Ker
Mera Khushi Se Rony Ka Dil Ker Raha Hai..
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