Macharon se bach ne k leye hamesha bed
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k nechy soen Machar apko bed pe dondty rahen gay.
Or ap nechy mazy ki nend so rahy hon ge.
Cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar mar di.
Aur bola...Aap bahut lucky ho
Aadmi..wo kaise ??
Cycle wala..Aaj meri chutti hai
NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA HU
Papu Apne Dost Ki Baraat K Sath
Gaya Par Zakhmi Ho K Aya
Kisi Ne Waja Puchi To bola
Baraat Me Dulhe K Baap Ne Awaz
Lagai
Main Munday Da Piyo.. Kithay Kurri Da
Piyo?
Kuri Ka Baap Uttha Or Dono Ne Apas
Me Pagrian Exchange Kar Lein.
Phir 1 Or Admi Ne Awaz Lagai..
Main Munday Da Chacha Kithay Kurri
Da Chacha?
Unho Ne Kameez Exchange Kar Lein..
Us K Bad Mujhse Raha Na Gaya..Main
Ne Kaha..Main Munday Da Yaar Kithay
Kurri Da Yaar?
Bus Fair Danday.. Sotay Te Jutian
Exchange Hoiyan ny...........
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Teacher 2 father...Ur son is a fool.
English 6
maths 7
science 4
s.study 8
Total..25
Father.. Total me to kamal hi kar diya. Is subject ki to koi tution b nahi rakhi hui thi
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Total
Hum to yunhi wapda k truck k pas khary thy
Koi Lineman smjh k Lanat day gaya.
Dil k mehmaan bun jao
Aankhon ka armaan bun jao
Honto ki muskaan bun jao
Oh... Tusi o...?...? i m very sorry tusi ty bus INSAN bun jao.
1 Bacha darwaze ki Bell bajane ki koshsh kar raha tha.
1 Buzurg ne dekha or Bell Baja di or bole Beta or kuch...?
Bacha : Baba jee hun Nasssooooo
1 sharabi sharab se tang aa gaya or khali botlain torne laga.
Ek tori teri waja se meri nokri chali gai.
Doosri tori teri waja se mera ghar tabha hua teesri tori.
Teri waja se mujhy BV chor k chali gai.
4th uthayi to wo bhari hui thi.
Use rakh k bola: TU SIDE TE HOJA TERA KOI KASOOR NI
70 Sala Budhy Ne Paper Me Ishtihar Dia
ZARORAT-E-RISHTA
3 Din k Bad us k Ghar letter Aya Baba! Ap F likhna bhool gye
apko RISHTY ke Nhi FRISHTY ke zrort hy
3 Rishtey 3 waqt par hi pehchane jate hai:
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1-Aulaad: Budhapey mein
2-Dost: Musibat mein, or
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3-Girlfriend: Thand mein..
😂😂😂😂😂😂
English Man
..My Grand Father Lived 96 Years.
He Never Used GLASSES
MEERA
Ya Ya ok ok
I Know I Know
Some People drink directly from tooti
Kisi ka Accident dekne par xpresions
U.S :- Oh My God
Africa :- O La La
Australia :- Got a Hit
PAk:- Oo vajeya saala..
Hor vekh apni maa nu.
Ladka ..Call recieve kyo nahi kiya ???
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Ladki ..Wo main
Wo main
Wo main
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Wo main
Ladka..Kya wo main,wo main lga rha hai age bhi toh bol
Ladki..Wo main
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Ringtone pe naach rhi thi 
Pappu..Mom Aap ne mujse jhot bola
.
Mom..Kab beta ??
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Pappu...Aap ne kaha k tumhari choti bahen Pari hai..
Mom..Haan hai..
Pappu... To jab mai ne use balcony se
phenka to vo udi kyu
nai...
Teacher
kal tum ne chutti q ki?
Student
Sir.. Ghar mein bohat mehman aye thy.
Teacher
O I C.....
Student
O i hondi te me aj v ni c ana
Pakistan ka law aur larkion ka awww.
dono samaj se bahar hain
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
New Generation
1 Aurat Ne 5 Saal Ke Bachche Ko Cigratte Peete Dekha To Bachche Se Kaha:
Kya Tumhare ParentsKo Maloom Hai Ki Tum Cigratte Peete Ho??
BACHHA: Dhuwan Chhodte Hue
Mohtarma ! Kya AapkeShohar Ko Maloom Hai Ki Aap Ek Gair MARD Se Baate Kar Rahi Hai...???.
Bachha Rocked Aunty Shocked
Engineer: Kitna mushkil hai teacher se pyar karna
Friend: Kyon ???
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Engineer: 15 page ka love letter bheja tha
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Pagli ne assignment samajh ke sign kar k wapis kar diya..
Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…
Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?
Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…
English ki Katil Haseena
Meera :
Hey! Fruit waly BaBa, Give me s0me P0tat0 FEVER..!
fruit wala : O meri Behen ye P0tat0 FEVER
kia hota hai ?
Meera: oh My Gaad Un_read Pe0ple ,
P0tat0 FEVER Means
Al0o Bukhara
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