Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
Pakistan ke har gali mein 3 cheezain zaroor hote hai
Beauty Parlour
Tutition waali baaji
Phaddon wali aunty 
Jin: Kiy hukam hai mere aaka?
Student: Mere taraf se perhye tum ker lo
Jin: Aaka.. Hukum karo bakwas nai 
bye guys smoking
& chill time
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ek Hiran Bhaag Raha Tha..
Hathi: Bhai Kahan Ja Rahy Ho??
Hiran: Police Gaaye Ko Pakarny Aa Rahi Hai.
Hathi: Magar Tum To Hiran Ho.
Hiran: Bhai Ye Pakistan Hai,
Yahan Ye Sabit Kerny Me
Hi Das Pandra Saal Lag Jayengy K Me Gaaye Nahi Hiran Hun..
Bas Phir Us K Baad Hathi Aagy Bhaag Raha Tha Aur Hiran Us K Pichy..
Hahhaha
"Apni Ghalti Per Hasna Aap Ki Zindgi Ko Lamba Ker Deta Hai.."
(Shakespeare)
...
"Aur Apni Wife Ki Ghalti Per Hasna Aap Ki Zindgi Ko Kam Ker Deta Hai.."
(Begam Shakespeare)
Hhahahaha
Pappu To Shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.
Shopkeeper: A4?
Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar!
Dimagh Ka Dahi Q Ker Raha Hai..
Hahahaha
Doctor: Aapka Weight Kitna Hai.?
Patient: Chashme K Sath 75Kgs.
Doctor: Aur Bina Chashme K.?
Patient: Bina Chashme K To Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi..
Hhahaha
Kisi K Nakhray Uthany Se Behtar Hai K
Banda Padosiyon Ki Murgi Utha Le
Aur Uski Biryani Bana Le..
Hhahaha
Pappu Charas Pi K Aaya..
Dad Se Bachne K Liye Bari Si Book Leker Parhne Laga..
Dad: Charas Pi K Aaya Hai.?
Pappu: Nahi To.
Dad: Kamine, Phir Suitcase Khol K Kya Bak-Bak Ker Raha Hai..
Hhahahha
Boy: Kal 125 Logon Ko Bewakoof Banaya.
Dost: Wo Kese..??
Boy: Niche Dekho..
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Bas, Aise Hi..
HaHaHa...
Ab 126 HOGAYE...
* Dost Hamesha Badsoorat Banaen,
Ta K Selfi Lety Waqt Aap Hi Piyary Lagen..
* Chahy Jitny Marzi DAM Bana Lo
Magar Wo Teesri Class Wala Kawwa Piyasa Hi Rahy Ga..
* Jab Kisi Se Mohabbat Hony Lagy To Sadqa Diya Karen,
Mohabbat Hogi To Mil Jayegi, Bala Hogi To Tall Jayegi..
* Mard Ko Mohabbat Us Aurat Se Hoti Hai Jo Uski Baat Puri Tawajja Se Sunti Hai,
Aur Shadi Us Aurat Se Ho Jati Hai Jo Uski Ek Nahi Sunti..
* Agar "Heer Ranjha" Aaj Kal K Daur Me Hoty To,
Ranjhy Ny "Easy Load" K Chakron Me Hi Kangal Ho Jana Tha..
* Nasihat Kisy Karen Sahib,
Yahan To Her Shakhs Kehta Hai "Mennu Pata Hai"..
* Ek Sawal Ka Jawab Chahiye,
Agar Nikah K Liye Gawah Na Mily To
Kiya Watan Ki Mitti Gawah Ho Sakti Hai..?
Hahaha
Shadi Se 3 Din Pehly Larki Se Uski Saheli Ne Pucha:
Shadi Ki Saari Tayyari Ker Li Hai Naa?
Larki: Haan Dono Sim Naale Me Phenk Diya Hai,
Mobile Phone Ko Format Ker Diya Hai,
Laptop Me Private Folder Delete Ker Diya Hai,
Facebook, WhatsApp Bhi Deactivate Ker Diye Hen,
Bas Ab Tu Apna Munh Band Rakhiyo..
Hahahaha
Shadi Me Larka
2 Plate Malai Boti,
3 Plate Chicken Tikka Boti,
1 Plate Biryani,
2 Plate Lab-e-Sheerin,
2 Plate Gajar Ka Halwa,
Aur 2 Cup Coffee
Thoosne K Baad Ghar Aakar Bola:
"Mummy, Pait Me Dard Ho Raha Hai"
Mammy: Lagta Hai K Nazar Lag Gai Mere Bachy Ko..
Hhahaha
Bivi: Office Se Wapsi Per Sabzi Lete Ana. Aur Hina Salam Keh Rahi Hai.
Shoer: Kon Hina..???
Bivi: Koi Nahi Bas Confirm Kerna Tha K Tum Ny Msg Parha Ya Nahi.
Shoher: Wohi To Me Soch Raha Tha K Hina To Mere Sath Hai Phir Tum Kis Hina Ki Baat Ker Rahi Ho..
Bivi: Kon Hina.? Tum Kahan Ho??
Shoher: Bazar Me Hun....
Bivi: Tum Wahin Ruko Me Abhi Aa K Batati Hun..
10 Minutes K Baad Bivi: Tum Kahan Ho? Me Bazar Me Hun..
Shoher: Me Office Me Hi Hun, Ab Aa Gai Ho To Sabzi Leti Jana..
Waddi Aai Mujhy Bewakooof Banany Wali..
Hhahahha
Husband Se Panga Not Changa..
Najumi: Beta Tum Bohat Parho Gy..
Pappu: Baba Ji, Parh To Me 10 Saal Se Raha Hun.
Ye Bataen K Me Pass Kab Hounga.??
Hhahahaha
Ek Aurat Apni Parosan Ko Bata Rahi Thi K
"20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Nahi Hui."
Parosan: Phir..??
Aurat Ny Jawab Diya: Phir Jab Me 21 Saal Ki Hui
To Mere Abba Ny Meri Shadi Ki Phir Ja K
Mera Munna Hua..
Moral: History Se Pata Chalta Hai K
Parosan Khary Khary Behosh Ho Gai Thi..
Hhahaha
Ek Aurat Shadi Se Wapas Aa Ker
Munh Dhony Lagi To
Pani Ny Baar Baar Pucha:
"Are You Sure You Want To Reset Your Settings??"
Hhahaha
Kisi K Nakhray Uthany Se Behtar Hai K
Banda Padosiyon Ki Murgi Utha Le
Aur Uski Biryani Bana Le..
Hhahaha
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