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T  : agr mhbt andhi hai kisi KO mujh sy Ku ni hoti.a5 - 
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khoon Ka dourrr hai sahib
ab sharab Kon peeta hai๐Ÿ˜ถ

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single logo k lye aik aisa hotel banao gi
jahan waiter a kr pochy gi maly babu ny thana thaya.a5

Mazboot to bht hn๐Ÿ’ช magar phr b toot jata hn
mujhe apnun ki ajnabi lehjy bht takleef dete hai๐Ÿ˜ฅ
T  : Mazboot to bht hn๐Ÿ’ช magar phr b toot jata hn mujhe apnun ki ajnabi lehjy bht - 
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Girl: wht is ur job
Boy: im in admin dept
Girl: which company
Boy: arey fb pe 2-3 pages ka
admin hun aur kya chahiye.a5

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A Boy texts a girl
Boy: Hey!
Girl: Hi! What u doing?
Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
Girl: Aww How cute!
Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m texting U.d1

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Ek Ladki,
ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai
Aur
Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,
Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
Ladki : iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?
Maalik : Meri Maa
Tu Dimag Mat Laga,
Ghar Jaa,
Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.a5

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wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our
marriage certificate 4 an hour?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry
date๐Ÿ˜‚

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Santa ne exam k liye Question
Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bache
behosh ho gye
.
.
Que. the:-
1.China kis muluk me hai?
2.14 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai?
3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota
hai?
4.Tamatar ko urdu me kya Bolte
hai?
5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan
hai..?.d1

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Judge Said To Pathan:Tm Pr Cycle Chori
Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nhi Hua Lihaza TmKo Ba-Izzat
Bri Kia Jta Hi
Pathan:To IsKa Matlab K Mai Cycle Rkh lu๐Ÿ˜‚

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Kash Pyar Ka Insurance Hojata,
Pyar Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata.
Pyar Me Wafa Mili To Theek Warna
Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim To Mil Jata.a5

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T  : Mama say's kabi hans b liya kro - 
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mane dua mangi thi ke hamre ghar ki sariii musibatein khatam ho jaye
ab darr lag rahi hai kahin ma hi na tapak jau๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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Pee Lenge Tumhara Har Ek
Aansu
Kabhi Apni Mehfil Mein Baitha
Kar To Dekho
Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni Hi
Girlfriend Ko, Kabhi Humse Mila Kar To
Dekho...r1

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Maine suna hai tiktokers ny funny video meri post dekh kr bnate hai KIA ye sach hai๐Ÿ˜œ

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Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad
SMS pe manati
hai..
1st Hour:"Sorry.. .
2nd Hour:"Sorry plzz..
3rd Hour:"Plzz 1 baar baat karlo..
4th Hour:"Plzz reply jaan..
5th Hour:"Plzzz itna naraz mat ho..
6th Hour:"I'm sorry, I'll die agar tumne baat
nahi ki..
7th Hour: Salman Khan Hai Kya"Dafa ho, 100
ladke
ghumte hai tere jaise..
Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa
Boy:"Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha. Girl:"Ohh Its okkk๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Bdi hseen thi zindgi jab na kisi se muhabbt na kisi se nafrat thi
zindgi me ek mod aisa aaya muhabbat ek se hui or nafratsari dunia se ho gai..g5

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Gadha jo khaye wo ghas
ho tum
Buddhe ka
chyawanprash ho tum
Idiot, stupid, bakwas ho
tum
Par jo bhi ho! yaar! dost
jhakas ho tum โ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜œ

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Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar
Aasmaan bhi ro padaa
.
.
.
Jab Larkion kay Number se Bhari hui Sim Gumho gayi.d1

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APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUN MAIN,
APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUN MAIN,
FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN,
KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.a5